John Smith

@creamofcountry Beautiful, you could do whatever you want all over me queen 😍

Should I pee all over you??

@translexus I’d live on my knees for you!

Would you get on your knees and drain me 😋

@QteeFoxx @little_trap99 Super cute

Tell me, do I look cute sucking cock?

@TrumpsHurricane aFAGastan

“We’re a Gay couple who will be leaving America because of Trump.” Where should they go ??

@MarthaTheFlirt Can’t wait my queen 😘

@smith_john46559 You're in 💋💋💋

Hey guys 💋 I have an awesome idea. I've always wanted to have a gangbang with lots of hard cocks. Maybe we can set up a group chat where you can fuck me and we can all cum together at the same time. Who's up for it?🫦

@Ash_Lee_IRL It would be most welcomed 😍

can I?

@ForgiatoBlow47 High school art teacher who gets fired for taking female students on a field trip to a Melissa Etheridge concert and serving them pink wine on the bus.

If Rosa DeLauro wasn't a Congresswoman, what job would she have?

@ForgiatoBlow47 Iran

Any Tips For Her?

@AntiLeftMemes Tyler Perry

@TrumpsHurricane Pretty sure he’s a gay retard

Look at Gavin Newsom’s hand gestures. Is he Gay or just Retarded ??

@PeriklesGREAT You change this type of behavior by not stopping the train

A Muslim migrant stands in front of a train in Paris & throws stones, while shouting “Allah Akbar”. How do we change this type of behavior?

@Geniustechw I mean are we sure he’s a guy? She was very unfazed by those punches.

Woman storms up, screams in his face, then SLAPS the seated guy — full force, unprovoked. He stands up and drops her with one shot. Was his reaction justified… or did he go too far?

@femalebodybuil6 Boy 2 woMEN

Name this girl band 🤔😱

@Bitcoin_Teddy Deloitte also started World War XI

AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.

@Itx_judith Gretchen Whitless

Name Another Governor as Worthless as Gavin Newsom. You Can't.

@AmiriKing I like you but come to Michigan and we can fight like gentlemen and see who can fight better.

I made a map of states where men can actually fight… and states where they’d rather call for help. How’s my accuracy looking? Men are just built different the further south you get.

@NancyMace Fire ants

Should child r*pists be executed by firing squad or hanging? Pick one.

@TrumpsHurricane That is not a self imposed sex strike.

This Liberal woman is on a ‘Sex Strike’ until Trump is out of office. What is your response to her ??

@NasheCeezet_zw I would still call him the plate dragon. I think it sounds like a cool nickname.

He says, "Physical therapy." Shows me his arm and he has a nasty scar. Shoulder rebuilt. "Doctor said one rep at full weight daily or the muscle dies." "Sitting is because I'II pass out if I stand." Next day I helped him load the bar. Next week three of us would help him. Now 6am is "help Dave not die" club. He brings protein muffins. We don't call him plate dragon anymore.

Some guy at the gym every morning 6am. He takes the 45lb plates, all of them. He loads one bar and he does one rep and sits for 20 minutes. Then unloads and he leaves, he does this everyday. We hated him, and nicknamed him the plate dragon. People started coming in at 5:45 to beat him. He'd just wait smiling and he would take them at 6. One rep, sit then leaves. I finally asked him Bro what are you doing?