Kelly Goosecock

@OldFatTommy Which one?

@smithlord44 Libby slapped me the following week for kissing her sister.

Just seen a fella who's mrs i banged about 20 years ago when he was with her. Worth the dirty look.

@OldFatTommy Ha ha, don't blame him.

@smithlord44 Those were the days. I asked Macca to lend his car keys and he told me to 'fuck off'.

@OldFatTommy Memory unlocked, under coat fingering.

@smithlord44 No, not Libby H in Paul C's garage. Frankie from the pottery...

@TateTheTalisman Good at making things for a living, can travel.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@RealEmirHan Should've asked @WilliamShatner as its his face anyhow.

In “Baby Driver” (2017) this bank robbery scene was supposed to include the Michael Myers from “Halloween” (1978) but the studio couldn’t get the rights. Edgar Wright then reached out to Mike Myers instead. He thought it would be funny and said yes.

@OldFatTommy Also Jeremy Hardy..

Thought Sean Hughes had been quiet. Turns out he's been dead nine years.

@OldFatTommy I googled him a few years ago after thinking the same.

@MrJamesMay @AutoPap I'm getting old 7 series vibes off it

@AutoPap I quite like it, but it needs higher profile tyres.

Anyone who's my age will probably look at this and wince. However we're not the demographic BMW are appealing to anymore. Do the younger people on here like it?

@OldFatTommy The noise and mess would be insurmountable

@smithlord44 Do you reckon they both cum when rattling one out?

Only people I would call #theythem

@OldFatTommy Ffs Neck Crease

@OldFatTommy Do you reckon they take it in turns cleaning their next crease?

Ah yes, when we beat Greece in the final...

@TheGriftReport @Gracie_Blue89 Churchill wasn't wrong though was he?

@Gracie_Blue89 The jobless little prick can do one

Femi getting upset at Question Time because there was a calm white man on there who made good points Then femi continues his video with calling Churchill a white supremacist 🥱 Astonishing!!! #BBCQT

Already weighs more than kelly...

@OldFatTommy True

@smithlord44 Bender if you wear skinny fit either way

Fart in them and you'll break your ankle.

@FabrizioRomano He'll get loads of experience in the championship next season. Loads more games

🚨 Courtois: “I told Antonin Kinsky as I also made mistakes at Atlético and I made mistakes at Chelsea! I also got nutmegged twice by Messi…”. 😅 “I have told him that he has to learn from this... life is hard but he has to remain confident… that’s the way”. “The goalkeeper position is super vulnerable. When we make mistakes, it’ll end up in a goal. I ask Tottenham to support him and all his teammates as well”.

@DashRetroTV And Josh Potamkin

@smithlord44 Hey, do you still hang out with Thomas Shitt?

Hey cool, someone (not Square Enix) decided to copyright claim the ending cutscene of FF7, and now my phone is exploding with notifications about how none of my speedruns can be monetized anymore.

@calebhart42 Go for it, wouldn't say no

Now, this is INCREDIBLY ambitious, but I may start a massive marathon soon where I go through Final Fantasy 1-10 and FFT + some other side games and 100% ALL of them. Yes it will take a long time. What are your thoughts?