Stephanie M. Ortiz

No shade I’m just so tired of storytelling for Latinos happening through food like yes I feel a way that your (white) entry point for our humanity is “abuelas arroz con pollo” It’s giving florals for spring. Groundbreaking

I know academic Twitter is not a thing, so I just put this out into the abyss: That participation in academic disciplines and professional organizations in 2026 still revolves around attendance at the on-site national conference is entirely bullshit.

There's an enormous crisis looming for US colleges.

People deadass think you’re wet behind the ears when you’re kind & bubbly. Why do people think Nice people are st*pid? I’m nice bc I was raised by wolves, the kindness just be a default bc biologically I was bred to be the next Joseline Hernandez

The Board of Trustees voted today and it’s official — tenured and promoted. I waived my right to know who my letter writers were, but if you are out here: THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for your care, attention, and advocacy 🥹💖

If the government is handing out $5,000 bonuses to moms who have a baby, we are going to see a baby boom unlike anything America has ever seen.