Snare

Christian dudes complaining about gay men and alt girls flirting with them like oh no my cock is too juicy and my pussys to slippery

I love making 3000 dollars worth of food in a single hour, a single hour that I will be paid 19 dollars for

@EeeOsborne Overwhelmed as shit, trade me jobs

my life is like a video game, and brother. I can now play as luigi

All I do is have headache and cry

Crazy how you forget about car insurance for three months and then all the sudden you need to spend 1000 dollars in one day

Making a nervous Gulp noise before eating pussy

@PEZOLCFTD I’m only suicidal cuz of my current situation and the shithole I live in, an apocalypse would cure this cuz there’s no more rules I have to follow, I can just board up in the bass pro shop pyramid and live my life with zero worries until a zombie or boredom eventually get my ass

I HAVE NEVER IMAGINED MYSELF SURVIVING AN APOCALYPSE. I WOULD KILL MYSELF. LIKE IMMEDIATELY.

@runesword1 I need to introduce you to my buddy sen, maaan you guys’ll hit it off

imagine a fortress just full of whacky bullshit

@turbomander Man yesterday was the boss battle for me one of them dumb gimmick ones where you gotta do a puzzle but I’m fucking stupid and couldn’t figure it out, anyway, devs thought it was a good idea to put an actual boss right after as to not piss off the fans, so now I got this shit too

GOOOOOOOD MORNING CITIZENS OF THE REALM MONDAY IS A BOSS BATTLE AND BUDDY, ITS GLOWING RED EYE IS WIDE OPEN STRIKE IT NOW AND KICK ITS ASS!!!

Goin to the smoke pit on break, pulling out da switch, observing my wife that I made as a Mii for ten minutes, get back to work.

doing a knifeplay scene but the sub safewords because i wont stop looking at the knife like im cs surfing

@wagonwheel_s Awesome, we love that for you

hot sauce in my new septum piercing bless my life

@fwmann1e Gimmie 15 Mai’s I’m gonna enjoy my last day

You have $15 to build your team the rest will try to k!ll you

@designatlasexp Oh wow, knowing basic anatomy makes humans I draw look better woah

this is why your art looks weird 💀

@wagonwheel_s @hide_epic Room to hot nobody wanna fuck anymore, thems the rules

@snare_7 @hide_epic shut up yall suck

sitting naked in front of the heater >>>>>>>>> sex

@wagonwheel_s @hide_epic Too sweaty

@hide_epic sex in front of the heater

Just goo’nt if that’s anything

@WagonMasterB8 GRAAAAHHH ITS PEAK

NAVEL DONE GRAHHHHH (and septum but no face for you!!!)

@madison_tayt This is literally a daily occurrence in my kitchen