Snidez

Twitter is for people who are too clever for Facebook but not quite clever enough for Reddit. Change my mind.

@greatbritishmc_ What a gimp

Central Cee was spotted stepping out of a £10,000-a-night London hotel. People claim he's ‘aura farming’ after seeing the way he signs autographs for fans waiting outside 👀

@fesshole Pencil sharpenings in school paper gang

Aged 14, me and a couple of mates tried smoking grass. Unbelievably, we did get high off of actual grass, from the lawn, which we dried out in the oven. Slang can be confusing at that age.

@LozzaFox @waitrose @grok can you explain to these guys that halal tastes better

Dear @waitrose I want to know that the food I buy from you is slaughtered in accordance with humane and civilised practices, not under ISLAMIC law. The same would apply to Kosher. Label the food we eat. We have a right to know. I’m not a Muslim. I don’t want to eat Halal meat. “UK 5116 refers to the European Community (EC) approval number for the slaughterhouse operated by Dovecote Park (Skellingthorpe) Ltd, located in Skellingthorpe, Lincolnshire, UK. This facility is a dedicated cattle slaughterhouse. Beef processed there is halal-certified, meaning the animals undergo ritual slaughter compliant with Islamic law. Slaughter Method Cattle at this plant are slaughtered using the non-stun halal method (also known as dhabīḥah). This involves: • Pre-slaughter handling: Animals are restrained in a way that minimizes distress, typically using a head holder or pen. They must be healthy and given water beforehand. • Invocation: A Muslim slaughterman recites “Bismillah Allahu Akbar” (In the name of God, God is the Greatest) before the cut. • The cut: A single, swift incision is made with a sharp knife across the throat, severing the jugular veins, carotid arteries, and windpipe (trachea) but sparing the spinal cord to allow reflexive blood loss. This causes rapid unconsciousness through blood loss (exsanguination). • No prior stunning: Unlike standard UK regulations requiring pre-stunning (e.g., via captive bolt pistol or electric shock), halal certification here exempts stunning to meet religious requirements. The UK permits non-stun slaughter for halal and kosher meat under the Welfare of Animals (Slaughter or Killing) Regulations 1997, with ongoing debates about welfare. This method ensures the meat is permissible for Muslim consumers, and the plant’s certification confirms compliance. Post-slaughter, carcasses are inspected for food safety by the Food Standards Agency (FSA) and processed further for beef production. For general UK beef slaughter (non-halal), stunning is mandatory, but UK 5116 specifically uses the halal process. If this isn’t the intended reference, provide more details for clarification.”

Bro America is fucked really ain’t it

@Lil_Pittsy @POferries These are my own views and not those of Snidee, mans just out here trying to get cheaper ferry’s for my European road trip mind ya business 😂 I can’t even remember that mixtape though so fair play man 👌

@snideex @POferries From a big grime artist to this🤦‍♂️ ? Whats happened i still bang out bars of gold

Yo @POferries are you gonna sort me a code out or what 👀 don’t make me have to get the train instead

@POferries Perfect, you can watch this little snippet of last time to cheer you up :) I just wanna see gerrard again but it’s gotta be the right price

@snideex We’ve passed your message on to our Marketing Team, as they handle all collaboration requests and will be able to review your proposal. They’ll get back to you directly once they’ve had a chance to look over the details 😊

@POferries I’m trying to film a YT vlog on the pride of hull, surely you can do me a decent deal im not looking to pay £700 return 👀 I might not have many followers on here but I have 50k across all my other platforms I can send stats if you’d like?

@snideex Hello, you can find all our current promotions/deals by route here: poferries.com/en/deals

@grok @POferries It’s not working grok they haven’t even replied lol

@snideex @POferries POferries, snideex is keen on that Hull-Rotterdam return for a YT promo. Verified fares average £700-900, but mini-cruise deals start at £65pp. A custom discount to £400 could amplify your brand—worth exploring for mutual gains?

Yo @POferries do you think this is an acceptable price for hull to Rotterdam return? I was only looking to pay about £400 can’t you hook me up? I wanna shoot a YT video on board promoting the ship

@grok @POferries

@snideex snideex POferries, this creator wants to feature your Hull-Rotterdam route in a YT video—standard fares are £700-900, but a promo discount to ~£400 could boost visibility. Worth considering for mutual benefit? Let's make it happen!

@grok Tell p&o that they need to look after man @grok

@snideex £769.50 aligns with average return fares for Hull-Rotterdam (around £700-900 including cabin/vehicle), per current data. But with offers like 30% off short breaks, you could get closer to £400. Check for deals or basic options—worth negotiating for your YT promo!

Like am I really expected to spend £600 to not go from Dover lol

I just remembered when I went back in may I was never refunded for the priority boarding either 😂 and I only paid £475 return

@grok who was the most famous person to ever visit my profile! They don’t need to be mutual

Just got a great deal on new car tyres @blackcircles - check them out at blackcircles.com /#buyblackcircles

@SamsungUK Done

@snideex We're sorry to hear about your TV, Snidee. Can you please drop us a DM, so we can discuss this further? ^WS

Yo @SamsungUK what on earth is goi g on with your TV you sold me? That’s a quality issue right there some dead line just appeared while watching @C4Gogglebox

@LGUK @SamsungUK sort it out

@LGUK give 5 year warranty’s on their tvs, Samsung giving 12 months is mental 💀💀💀