tyler

@moremarriott tenacious d

cover ideas go

@ODEONHelp your ai chat bot is really rubbish and can never connect me to a real advisor

I do not read hardcore porn before sleep. I read my favorite character trying to kill himself over and over again

@moremarriott @marriottupdated and who set that system up

Going to the Brits tonight and could end up meeting one of my heroes whilst considerably more bald than I ought to be Why does God give his most dedicated jesters his biggest uphill battles

me: my deadname isn't that common my favourite band:

me: my deadname isn't that common some fuckin crisps:

can't remember if I've done the joke where the format is like "my deadname isn't that common" "*insert random thing*" but I've got two really good ones

I think everyone under 20 should be banned from gigs

james marriott

and as my final act for 2025 i will become even more transgender and bisexual

@MarriottGigs you'll never guess my top artist

sooo who got a James Marriott mention in their spotify wrapped ?

absolutely insane to do this live event with them sisters, them screaming over how it's done and me screaming at bucky and uma thurman

just getting into the lore and the stream froze pls @ Fortnite come back

@Fortnite broken :'(

Peak?

@AmazingPhil dads it still doesn't work

we are live now come hang! patreon.com/danandphil (followed by an afterparty for the pham tier)

hey guys everyone get off patreon for a min so I can watch the stream and I'll just live tweet it with audio description xxx

@Patreon babe help

dan and phil on patreon...vine returning...the internet craves 2014 social media

am i chopped unc be honest

@danielhowell u might have to stream on youtube then do after-party on phatreon because there's simply Too Many of us