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God I miss when Twitter was just autotweets from bloggers with recipe suggestions for leftover Easter Eggs

@DerrickEvans4WV @Cobratate Um - you can't 'run for prime minister' you clown. You need to be elected by a party as leader, get elected as an MP in your constituency and then that party needs an overall majority. Oh, and his criminal record precludes him. So you're wrong, you absolute fucking idiot.

Andrew Tate is running for Prime Minister of the UK. He is going to win & he is going to be one of the most badass people to ever be elected. The entire world needs Andrew Tate to win. Thank you for doing this @Cobratate

@Keith_Wasserman HAHAHAHA Fuck me the leopards are truly chowing down on those tasty faces aren't they, you imbecile

@GavinWren Don't have kids

What are your cold and flu preventative tips?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Of course you don't! No normal person would. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@fesshole a. This isn't true b. If it is, put him in the bin

My husband doesn't believe in lube or foreplay and just sticks it in dry. I have to let out a bit of wee onto him so it doesn't feel like someone's shoving a rough parsnip into me. He thinks he gets me wet all by himself

Is 30p Lee the worst kind of tory?

House deposit paid. Bank statement looking a lot worse for wear but the wheels are in motion!

I actually want to go shopping so... Maybe it's an excuse

@abbie_tweeted £14 in cash in a cheap card

What would you get as a secret Santa gift if you had a £15 budget?

Who else's heating isn't working properly? 😞 Think I'll go shopping instead of freezing at home.

But of COURSE my gas fire isn't working.... OF COURSE

@Vitt2TsNoC Shine?

SHEIN. Pronounced how now? Shane? She in? Shine? Sheen? Somebody help.

It's brass monkeys out there... socallers.com/keeping-warm-i…

Bloggers/VAs - Any other VAs out there trying to build up their client's websites? Can you suggest any blogging groups? Thank you!

New: socallers.com/top-fire-safet…

Have you got your tree up and decorated? It feels like before December is an idiots game but now I'm really late and ARGH

A(nother) quick reminder of the ‘snaccident’: the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits/crisps/etc. when you meant to have just the one. (Apparently you can have a ‘gincident’ too.)

Impatiently wishing we could fast forward to next Christmas in our new home, where putting up the Christmas tree hopefully won't require moving half the furniture out🎄