Sofia

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Sofia

@sofiadlt28

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Katılım Şubat 2016

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·14 Ara

eggs are being gentrified

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·19 Mar

have just cut my fringe, feels like its done me a world of good ❤️

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Simeon de la Torre@sim7creative·12 May

I just wish Cardi B would use her full name more. There's nothing wrong with Cardigan Bardigan. #CardiB #wap

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Molly@mollygreen45·18 Mar

I got so scared and horrified at the concept of being 26 but I can’t remember why. Rn it doesn’t seem so bad

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popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️@milkyy_tweets·12 Tem

just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden

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Molly@mollygreen45·14 May

One thing about old men: they stay having scabs on they heads

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Dan White@atdanwhite·3 Mar

I love my neighbor’s eyes.

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Dan White@atdanwhite·20 Nis

Whenever I fly, I pack a garbage bag filled with loose meat to save money. It costs $50 to check it but I more than make that back in what I save not eating out.

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·21 Nis

Maybe in the wizarding world rent prices are low- R Kelly

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·29 Mar

No replies, not feeling great. Will reply when I can. #MentalHealthMatters

Molly@mollygreen45

Stumbleguys app down for anyone else? Or just me aha

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·2 Mar

Pre toilet thought: I need to piss so bad I may as well kill myself Post toilet thought: Bit dramatic there was only one person in front of me

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·20 Şub

I have a friend called molly, For she is very jolly. But good golly! She loves oggs.

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Rob Auton@RobertAuton·29 Oca

This train seems gutted about where it’s going.

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·20 Oca

IBS x

Molly@mollygreen45

I’m so addicted to Taylor swift right now and like I am sorry but it’s literally not me it’s my illness

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Molly@mollygreen45·12 Oca

Rosa thought the American national anthem was called the Star Spangled Bandana

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·6 Oca

Elisha says they look the same... Thoughts?

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·4 Oca

She had a KFC 2 days ago this bitch is lying acting like she's out of it. #trustnoone

Molly@mollygreen45

Shocking that none of my friends intervened in my carnivorous phase— that was so clearly an identity crisis

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Sofia@sofiadlt28·30 Ara

Get a grip women. Cute tho x

Molly@mollygreen45

Me when Sofia is in a relationship/has other friends/is busy when i want to hand out —omg as I typed this i remembered I get jealous of her sister and their bond that I will never get to be a part of

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Ross Sayers@Sayers33·28 Ara

'Am I to believe a shit was found in the family toilet, yet both daughters deny involvement? And Cher Lloyd is a person of interest? Heavens, this is a truly curious case.'

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