Steve Crane/Hansell 💎

I just miss the days of people on the left going wop-bam-boogie and people on the right going boogaloo.

"Trump, the Mar-a-Lago golfer, is the only bull in the world who walks around with his own china shop. When a clown takes over the Palace, he doesn't become King. It's the Palace that becomes a circus" French senator Claude Malhuret once again nails it. You won't hear a better indictment of Trump and his Gulf war than this. Well worth 5 minutes of your time My English s/t 👇

We don't need to take foreign policy advice from the American President. The last time we did that it was called the Iraq War.

@HQNewsNow The Epstein War.

Trump has started a war in the Middle East after promising to start "no new wars" in his second term.

Gonna tell the kids World War 3 was started by one of the cast members of Home Alone 2.

Can’t help thinking this threatens the legitimacy of the FIFA Prize for Peace. #Iran

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

There is always a tweet. #MAGA

@CBSEveningNews Right. Academics who have studied subjects and history. And available information. And facts. Why should we listen to them, with their weighed analysis and informed opinion? Why not listen to your mate Hank who “believes this thing is true!”. Shame on you @CBSEveningNews

"On too many stories, the press has missed the story. Because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites, and not enough on you." That changes now. The new CBS Evening News starts Monday at 6:30 p.m. ET on CBS.

Cracking an egg in my bath tonight in honour of Chris Rea.

I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s

@StandUpForTrmp Cunt

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@JamesMelville A pint of beer in a pub.

@SkyNews “Wins”

Donald Trump has won the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize ⚽ Reaction 🔗 trib.al/IVMvxS2

@OJoelsen “Wins”

Trump wins the FIFA Peace Prize. What do you think about that?

Farage really is a cunt isn’t he? #thoughtfulpost #longtimenopost #farageisacuntpost

This is brilliant.

@BBCWorldatOne Can’t hear the prerecord segments. HUGE DEAD AIR

I genuinely heard it as Bob Dylan inciting death to the IDF.

@nytimes @TheAthletic That it’s on its arse.

From @TheAthletic: Jake Paul has another boxing match on Saturday. Thousands will scream they don’t care. However, millions more will pay for the privilege to watch. What does Paul being the biggest draw in American boxing say about the sport? nyti.ms/3Gi424U