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@sometimesyoufly

cranky, dorky, foul-mouthed, bisexual, atheist, comedy junky. #C4FknL now with autoimmune diseases! Some of my photos are nice IG: nopesanddreams

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angelheaded hipster@sometimesyoufly·
That’s right, this 41 year old, non-drinking bitch has cirrhosis. #autoimmunediseases are dumb as shit, y’all. But I feel pretty good and don’t look awful ATM. And technically none of the bad news is new, I just didn’t know about until last week.
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@AshlieJere My husband has somehow managed to save one from each of our dogs. They are adorable - tiny and obscenely sharp.
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@dog_rates Wait. Dogs loose baby teeth??? How did I never realize this? That’s adorable
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WeRateDogs@dog_rates·
This is Rusty. He's too excited to fall asleep. Doesn't want to miss the tooth fairy. 13/10
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@emgyres Yeah, but that only matters if you don’t want women to die. They could not give less of a fuck.
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@Joey_LaRoo Exactly right, as usual. I don’t really have anything else going on but can I interest you in some Cooper butt?
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@Joey_LaRoo It’s pretty damn good. The ensure by itself has a bit of a fake sugar aftertaste but even that isn’t bad. I tried to drink the thick kind but naah. For my mini vacation I made popsicles out of it. Didn’t want to pack the blender/annoy everyone using it constantly. Also good.
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@Joey_LaRoo I’ve been making slushies for myself lately (frozen fruit, the “clear” version of ensure, fruity lemonade, a peach juice to balance out the lemonade & sprite). They’re so damn delicious I’ve almost made myself sick drinking them. Even with the protein from ensure, not dinner.
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angelheaded hipster@sometimesyoufly·
@eflind I love you. Evil is just hot. We didn’t make the rules. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sylar & Hannibal are at the top of my fictional, fuckable evil list.
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@ChadRiden Ooh, I stayed in a tiny B&B somewhere out there with natural hot spring hot tubs outside that were responsible for one of the best hours of my life. I’d love to visit one day. See Chad go full hermit. Assuming it doesn’t burn, which is a concern. But no floods or tornadoes. 👍🏼
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🤟 Chad 💀 Riden 🤘
🤟 Chad 💀 Riden 🤘@ChadRiden·
@sometimesyoufly I'm surrounded by beautiful mountains in every direction with Aspen and Pine. There are hot springs and ski lodges within a 30 minute drive of me. If it doesn't all burn down it is absolutely beautiful. Ima permaculture my spot. Of course you are always welcome. I miss you. 🤎
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🤟 Chad 💀 Riden 🤘@ChadRiden·
Greetings from The Chaderossa at Carson Estates, Taos County, NM. Est. December 8, 2021 I've got three little buildings, two out houses, a school bus camper, a short school bus, Large pit garden, a tenth of an acre of herb garden, and space to build an Earthship.
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angelheaded hipster@sometimesyoufly·
@ChadRiden I would go if I had an immune system that halfway functioned. I would say I’ll miss you but after 2+ years at home, I already miss everything/one, so… I need more trees around me long-term but I love to visit places like that. Just a gorgeous landscape. Enjoy!
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Murphers Paradise@Kerrie_Murphy·
Should I create a being angry schedule so I can have dedicated time to be angry at things one at a time, or continue with the free form fury?
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@Joey_LaRoo Yay!! Congrats on that room that doesn’t look like it’s made of spiders, dog hair, & sadness. I’d like one of those some day. PS - 100% not the point but the lighting on that step stool is glorious. Like, I might get mad about it. 😉
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angelheaded hipster@sometimesyoufly·
@fscott24 That has been happening here ALL THE TIME with all kinds of food for…probably the last half of the pandemic. Juice, meat, all the produce. I suspect companies are trying so hard to fulfill orders that they’re slacking on quality.
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🤟 Chad 💀 Riden 🤘@ChadRiden·
We are going to need a better strategy than "call your representatives and ask them to please stop being Nazis on Russia's payroll and in bed with big pharma and the NRA"
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My ideal beach body
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@CaughtStealing Hell, I’m constantly re-evaluating. If I felt a bit better or lived in a state with a higher vax rate, I would get out more. Also: if I were single I’d take more risks (or would have offed myself already). Paul still wants me around for some reason, so I’m extra careful for him.
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@CaughtStealing Don’t feel bad! Friends I’ve known for decades & family members have asked if I am doing / want to do certain things. Asking is always better than making assumptions - and no one knows exactly what risks anyone else is comfortable taking these days.
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a triple shy of the cycle@CaughtStealing·
@sometimesyoufly Hey there. Hope you’re doing well. I was wondering if you’ve been able to get to any comedy shows now that things are easing up a little? We’ve been to 3 in the last 2 weeks and nothing has made things feel more normal(ish) than going to a show and laughing.
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