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@sonofkreech

i’m have a great time

Chigaco, IL Katılım Ağustos 2019
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
god i love purposely digging through my purse or intently looking at a filing any time i have to walk past my most hated coworker’s office. i like to imagine him looking up with hopeful eyes thinking he’s going to get a “good morning” from me.
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
you wanna ride my whole entire ass when i’m going 29 in a 25? ok! sounds good! guess i’ll just turn on cruise control and set it to 26! oh, and did i mention, it’s a single lane with no passing 😏😘
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
@sonofkreech to me this says that they did it on accident one time and then doubled down and made it their personality and they’re probably damaging whatever tissues or cavities this action employs
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
when you’re blowing your nose do you ever accidentally put some throat into it? imagine your mouth is closed and you laugh at something snarkily through your nose/throat— similar action but on accident? honestly painful. am i having more trouble with this than an adult should?
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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the human sadiepede 2
the human sadiepede 2@hell_doe·
happy birthday david lynch, a lover of creatures great and small
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👁lilbutt@BigpoopR·
girls need heating pad for period becuz menstruating make da pussy cold
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poast@AsILayPoasting·
i think my dad and i were coworkers in a past life
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anna@ikeaduvet·
what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet
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chris (regular mode)@sonofkreech·
@boobyhaver i always assumed the boundary line extended through the body and onto the back skin, so technically the ribs are on the inside
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
it seems crazy that my boobs are on the outside of my ribs but like, it obviously doesn’t make sense that they’d be on the inside
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2 eggs 1 pan@boobyhaver·
idk if i’m just high but marketplace is really sending me tonight
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m@@jollykerner·
i heard this in chapel hill NC not two weeks ago
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