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@Obeyamark Omo😭

Akobo (Oju irin) to Indy Hall, UI. IITA to UCH. Molete to UI.

@BigmummyAbby Semi

What’s the worst swallow to exist?

@ceraliza Eve

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@instablog9ja We ke?

“If we have to borrow money, we will, because borrowing is not leprosy; we just have to work hard to be able to repay it” — President Tinubu

There’s nobody in this world that can gaslight you more than a braider who wants to use gel on your hair.

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

@yabaleftonline Come, are you mad?

"Nigerians don’t want 24-hour light, they can’t even afford it. They just want light at night and early in the morning" — Lawyer Deji Adeyanju.

All these calculations before buying something is not for me. I have to guide😔

@defnotj0la San siro never leaving my playlist🥹

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i love san siro sm, what was ykb on when he recorded that

@alexanderlinda_ Toor

Four words I find most annoying in Nigerian English: 1. Menses: OMG this word annoys me soooo much. My mom used to say it a whole lot and oh it icked me sooooo bad😭😭 2. Protein: Mind you, what’s being referred to is the likes of meat, chicken, egg etc. Why do we have to call it “protein”? 3. Toor: I hate this word so much. It’s so irritating mehn. Like why is your response “toor”? Can’t you think of something more witty? 4. Toilet being used as a verb: As in, “do you want to toilet?”, “go and toilet na” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 5. Hubby/Hubstar: “Why? What? Wetin happen?” 6. Undies: What is that? Why are you shy you say “underwear”? Very common amongst nigerian moms. I dislike it. 7. Smiles: Why would you say that? What do you mean by smiles? Doesn’t that sound weird to you?

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

By the way, who made the rule that puff puff must be more than everything on the small chops tray?

The then kidnapped Chibok Girls under Johnathan were 276. Everyone wanted his removal. Under Tinubu, we have 416 people kidnapped in Borno & over 170 people kidnapped in Kwara. They’re all still under captivity and everything seems to be normalized. We can’t continue like this!

I do not have the power to order the Nigerian security agencies to rescue my sister immediately. I do not have the money to pay the ₦40 million naira ransom the kidnappers are demanding before my sister can be released or they will k!ll her. The only thing I have is my voice. I will use my voice to reach the world to let them know the evils that are happening in Nigeria @NigeriaGov @NGRPresident under the government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT without efforts to stop them. My younger sister must not d!e in the harsh and harrowing custody of the kidnappers. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT must rescue my sister alive and unhurt today. Today makes it 10 gory Days in the den of kidnappers. She was kidnapped at Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria, on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja. I will sacrifice everything I can. Rukayat Ayoni Lawal will not be used to pay for the gross incompetence of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT.

You can’t hear these kind of stories and tell the victims, as the president that “I have just 10 minutes to be here”, or as his supporter, say that “people are kidnapped everyday in their homes”. This isn’t politics. People are actually losing their lives in the most brutal way.

"Krror krrr" "Can i help you" "Woof woof" "Ayayay nanininina"

You will think it’s only on Twitter people are complaining about this government till you listen to radio. One woman lament till she burst cry this morning. God abeg wetin be this?

Fiction, Yes. Academic, not likely.