Gary Mawby

Good morning all! 🌺🌷🪷🌸💮🏵️🌻🌼🌾🥀💐

@MittensOff Why didn't you stop at the first safe table you arrived at?

Stoke-on-Trent speed dating nightmare. Any thoughts on his opening chat-up line... #ToriesOut330 #Gullis #GullisOut

Our shameless #qatar #podcast is allowing us to share news on the dearly departed - making us the modern day equivalent of the old Births, Marriages and Deaths column. Find out who has #gawn here: open.spotify.com/show/6LQA2ianI… #qatar2022 #budweiser #middleeast #oil #fish #chips #peas

@Natt An elongated version of that youtube.com/watch?v=uaPLQi…

So, the trope in horror movies where someone rolls a ball into the shadows, and then the shadows roll it back. Can anyone think of a specific example?

@ChristnNitemare If cheese is now, why are trees Germany? Let that sink in

Let that sink in…

@reprobatepress The Humphries in the Unigate milk ads in the 70s. Also the stick man in the opening titles of The Saint

I'm especially - though certainly not exclusively - interested in those things that freak you out as kids, if only because that seems to be the age where the most unlikely things can suddenly cause nightmares and scare you shitless for reasons you can't even comprehend.

Research time: what are the movies and TV shows that have unexpectedly terrified you? Not horror films particularly, but those that gave you nightmares or creeped you out or simply made you suddenly uneasy about something that you'd taken for granted? Article forthcoming.

.@eddiemair is a national treasure. @LBC cannot let him retire.

@BobBorsley Fromkin and Rodman 4th edition?

@mikeysmith Harrogate hosted it in 1982 so there's a Yorkshire precedent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovisio…

I'm just saying Sheffield has a 13k capacity concert arena (on a campus with a smaller sports arena that would work as a press centre), lots of hotels and an international airport. #Eurovision

@NadineDorries @G7 Did you threaten to privatise the G7?

Delighted to be with my G7 counterparts in Düsseldorf 🇩🇪 for the @G7 Digital Ministerial Meeting. We stand together as like-minded democracies and today we've been discussing how we can deepen cooperation on cyber resilience, digital competition and standards.

@bracealmighty Did he go to sPECKsavers? I said, did he go to sPECKsavers? sPECKsavers, you know, PECK like a bird pecks at stuff with its pecky beak. And it sounds like Specsavers the opticians, where you get glasses. Which is another word for spectacles. I think I've covered everything there

Good morning all from this beautiful Spectacled Owl, the largest of the tropical owl species. They are characterised by 'spectacles' made of white feathers around their eyes and throat. A magnificent bird. 🪶🦉

Carlisle United 1904: The (custard) cream of the North. Hear more in our brief history of the city with a small cathedral with a massive window here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the… And here: open.spotify.com/show/6LQA2ianI… #carlisle #cufc #carlisleunitedfc #carlisleunited #custardcream

@bracealmighty Sean Connery would have been up for it

'Looking for someone who has a good sense of humour and is fine with the odd contagious rash... That’s why I’m on Elite Shingles.'

@bracealmighty Amazing costume mate - I would never have guessed that was you under all that fur. The whiskers look so real

Good morning all!

@Nick_Pettigrew @BarristerSecret He'll get away with it too. I've heard they're the best

@BarristerSecret Boris' legal team arrive...

🎵All the men come in these places And the men are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private lawyer…🎵

@TheNewStatsman I'm in #UncannyListenAlong

@sossijj #UncannyListenAlong

@rachelburden Tell them that they won't be able to play in the Australian Open until they do the test

Any advice on doing an LFT on a 5 year old who really really really doesn't want to do one?

Don't be too hard on Priti - it's the time of year when they show that film on TV where her sister is crushed to death by having a house dropped on her

@danny_robins Bloody hell kids

Keep thinking I’ve been burgled then remember I just have kids.

Never mind Plan B, we should go to G Plan. And get a new Cabinet.