Its Opposite Day

@RepJackKimble @cdenton71 I’d gladly trade ya and I’ll do an honest job “I work less than half the year and make over double what my constituents make but cry for me, I’m poor😭” Shut uppppppp

@cdenton71 I have more faith in the American people

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@PatsFan0687 @CollinRugg It was 20+ years ago he was a kid… Were you mayor material at 19 years old? Douche.

@CollinRugg I just started a rewatch of The Hills and just started season 2… I can’t believe people want THAT to be their mayor.

NEW: Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt fires back after the debate moderator accused him of "name-calling." Pratt: "[Karen Bass] an incredible liar..." Moderator: "I have to interrupt you for a minute. I have to interrupt you. No name-calling." Pratt: "She just lied, though."

🚨 Alabama 15/yo Will Roberts from Ralph is fighting stage 4 osteosarcoma —lost part of his leg, cancer spread to lungs/liver/jaw/bones & more. He’s a warrior & Crimson Tide fan getting radiation & immunotherapy but needs better access to life-saving options. @realDonaldTrump @RobertKennedyJr @SecKennedy @WhiteHouse — please help this brave kid & his family! Share to save his life. #SaveWillRoberts

@elonmusk Are you smoking crack?

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@PawlowskiMario I knew the American flag would come under attack & become “offensive” at some point Let’s stop waving it bc we’re embarrassed that other Americans also wave it… DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF? COMMIE BITCH 🇺🇸

I need to admit something, something deeply disturbing, and I hate myself for it 🇺🇸😏 I know how huge the difference is between good Americans and MAGA Americans. I know it best. I’ve lived here for almost 30 years, constantly observing and learning. But I just realized something very troubling. When I talk to someone here and see an American flag in their bio next to their name, lately I automatically assume, at least for a second, that this is a MAGA cultist. I also talk daily with people from around the world, especially Europeans — they are saying the same thing. As I said, I know the difference, and for years I’ve been trying to make the world aware of the difference between good Americans and MAGA Americans. My realization tells me that people around the world will now start generalizing Americans. The longer Trump is in power, the more it will happen. America is truly on the brink of becoming more hated than Russia. Please, let’s not let that happen. Please be aware. Please, let’s save this great country.

@Suzierizzo1 My goodness, how do you not annoy yourself? Genuinely curious.

This is the Olympic Men’s Hockey Team at a Glorified Strip Club E11EVEN in Miami some wearing their USA uniforms & Gold Metals singing the National Anthem! This is a disgrace to this Country & the teams they play for need to deal with this behavior now! Was Kash Patel there too!

@chernygraf GROW TF UP

I DIDNT EVEN REGISTER THESE FUCKHEADS WERE AT A STRIP CLUB. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU USA MENS HOCKEY TEAM. YOU HAVE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS AT HOME. YOU HAVE SISTERS AND DAUGHTERS AND YET YOU GO TO STRIP CLUB TO CELEBRATE A GOLD MEDAL WIN???

Women cannot helps themselves You win GOLD. You’re invited to THE WHITE HOUSE to celebrate & bask & boost the red white & blue But instead, YOURE OFFENDED. OVER NOTHING So you throw a fucking tantrum & ruin it for all Get fucked. You embarrass me #USAHockey

@JL2026X @TheBrandonMorse Hereditary Lol. Good one😄

@TheBrandonMorse Must be born with it or it’s hereditary No one actually chooses to be gay

Gay men. Explain yourselves.

@beyoncegarden Poor sweet child. Put down your goddang phone and be a mom… Hope this helps

this is actually so devastating😭

@Not4meSpor66429 @CollinRugg Yes. I’ve been bombarded with images of perfect, flawless, clear complexions my entire 40ish years… Guess I’m in style now 😃

"Interesting trend - semi-permanent freckles have been around for a bit but seems like it's really taking off now. I'd be curious how they age and fade over time though. Also wondering if people who naturally have freckles and covered them with makeup for years are looking at this like 'seriously?'

Women are taking part in the new trend of tattooing freckles on their faces. Influencers, like the one you see below, are now showing off their new freckle tattoos to their followers. "They're very shallow to kind of give that like shaded realistic look. I'm very excited. I already love them." Video: coach.bliss_ / ig.

@HustleBitch_ Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahaha He *thinks* he saved $10k 1) He didn’t, as buyer agents are generally paid by the seller 2) There’s zero way for him to actually know that So, this is horseshit.

🚨 AI JUST REPLACED REALTORS - THIS FIRST TIME BUYER USED AI TO BUY HIS HOME AND KEPT ALL THE COMMISSION A first time buyer in Florida skipped the traditional realtor and used an AI platform called Homa to find, analyze, and purchase his home. The AI searched MLS listings, ran pricing comps, generated the offer and then rebated the buyers agent commission back to him at closing, minus a flat fee. No 3% cut. No commission middleman. Over $10,000 kept by the buyer instead of an agent. Critics say buyers lose “local expertise.” Supporters say AI just exposed how inflated real estate commissions really are. Would you trust AI over an agent?

@NICKIMINAJ You embody the American spirit!!! Thank you, Barbz 🇺🇸

Welp…

@BoringBiz_ This is so fucking dumb. Why in tf would/should a president ruin hundreds of millions of lives by crashing a real estate market??? Who does that truly help??? No one you fucking retard Way to prove you’re too stupid to own a home anyway

One of the most significant moments from the Trump Davos speech was when he said the quiet part out loud You cannot lower housing costs for young people without destroying millions in wealth for boomers "Every time you make it more affordable for somebody to own a house cheaply, you are actually hurting the value of those houses. I don't want to do anything to hurt the value of their house. If I wanted to crush the housing market, I could do that so fast that people could buy houses. But you would destroy people who already have houses." Our politicians are sacrificing people in their 20s and 30s for the prosperity of boomers Let that sink in

@LeonardiLo22192 @jelkayjoaco @nypost So, even more privileged then 👍 Good call pointing that out!

@jelkayjoaco @nypost white? Reiner was literally devout jewish ethnic and religious. And yet you call him white twice. Are you dumb?

Inside Rob, Nick Reiner’s fight at Conan O’Brien’s Christmas party that left parents terrified before murders trib.al/Ry86dIg

@DeathMetalV It was a point, not an opinion.

Well for starters...

@BigRyan @WhiteHouse Separation of church & state😎🇺🇸

What a disgusting post from an administration that claims to be Christian. Hate, hate, hate? God's message thru his son, "born in a manger", is LOVE. This is shameful to see. Yet, again. As an American, its just embarrassing to see @WhiteHouse social media put division, party and engagement before country.

Cc: Democrats Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.

Someone should just start betting against me one every aspect in life. You’d make a shit ton of money

@DeminotaurMTG @mis4tune_teller @holly__heart @NotAvgLiberal It’s called supply and demand, dipshit. Literally, what is your issue with Nurses paying $15k for school vs $80k? Shut up.

Trump signs a bill reclassifying Nursing as “Not A Professional Degree” for College Students. All you nurses out there who voted for Trump…. Congratulations. You voted for this shit.

@AmiriKing Beggars can’t be choosers

I was going to do a few Angels from the Angel tree this year, per usual. But I think I’m going to reconsider.