JB

@bookingcom We can't access our accommodation's account. I've sent you an email and a DM and tried calling but I can't get through to you and you just don't seem to care.

POWERADE THE STOCK MARKET!!!!

Sorry to get all serious on here but I’ve had a pretty tough year (I broke my ass) and even though I’ve had to deal with some major problems (shrunk my dick) I’ve also had some really great moments (found a tic tac) and I just want to say thank you to all my friends (one fatso)

season 4 of stranger things but nothing bad happens and they just toke on some spliffs in mike's basement

*me trying to sleep with the window open* *mosquitos*:

vampire weekend bambina vs idoli bambina, go

frank cilantro

toliko spavam da me zovu spavarotti

the stock market is $100

rogue shoulder hairs

hi everyone, thanks for coming. the title of my lecture is discrepancies between online and real-life likability

honey is a bee's diarrhea. before you say no it's not, hear me out. yes it is.

PHOTOGRAPHER: perfect, that's a wrap. CHIPPER: you sure you got the shot? i can stick around if you wanna take a few more. PHOTOGRAPHER: i said. that's a wrap.

if there were a clone of me in every seat with a single carry-on it would take under a minute to empty the plane upon arrival. i sincerely believe this.

just saw calexico live. very good. mitt romney has a lovely voice and stephen colbert is an excellent drummer.

the only time i get mad about people in america not speaking english is when i go to a restaurant and all the menu items are like 𝑩𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒐𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂 𝒅𝒊 𝒑𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒐 bitch just say noodles with sauce

tabbouleh rasa (just bulgur)