@bookingcom We can't access our accommodation's account. I've sent you an email and a DM and tried calling but I can't get through to you and you just don't seem to care.
Sorry to get all serious on here but I’ve had a pretty tough year (I broke my ass) and even though I’ve had to deal with some major problems (shrunk my dick) I’ve also had some really great moments (found a tic tac) and I just want to say thank you to all my friends (one fatso)
PHOTOGRAPHER: perfect, that's a wrap.
CHIPPER: you sure you got the shot? i can stick around if you wanna take a few more.
PHOTOGRAPHER: i said. that's a wrap.
if there were a clone of me in every seat with a single carry-on it would take under a minute to empty the plane upon arrival. i sincerely believe this.
the only time i get mad about people in america not speaking english is when i go to a restaurant and all the menu items are like 𝑩𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒃𝒊𝒐𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂 𝒅𝒊 𝒑𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒔𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒐 bitch just say noodles with sauce