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collecting starfish Katılım Temmuz 2018
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@awawawhoami When I worked at an Amazon warehouse a few years ago we had a scary costume contest and I lost to some douchebag dressed up like this stupid fucking box guy, the one year I actually decided to put some effort into a costume.
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@ZoomerHistorian @SeverusChud yall forgot about logan pauls time there?
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Japan does not care about Pewdiepie's family as immigrants because:
>His people are not coming over in mass and destroying Japan
>They’re learning Japanese
>They’re financially independent and not dependent on the government
>They follow the country’s laws and social norms
>They stay out of politics


Severus@SeverusChud
>Be Pewdiepie >Moves to Britain to live out his dream life >There are no British people >Leaves and moves to Japan >Lives happily ever after
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@bumincagan @dormantdev @real_lord_miles it doesn't even matter if ur right or wrong how tf did the price go to 300 lira if I paid less than 30 lira not even a decade ago
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@dormantdev @real_lord_miles It is Getir, puppet. Not migros hemen.
The most expensive ice cream in Getir is here in the pic.
Wait. You can not open the app, right 😅😅😅
Puppets 🤡🤡

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What’s wrong with Turkish delivery drivers?
Dying from tonsillectomy in hotel, need ice cream, order a single tub.
He’s 2 mins down the road, he collected the ice cream 30 mins ago, he is just there sitting with my Icecream as it melts.
He delivers me the ice cream. It’s all fucking liquid. He extends his hand and asks for a tip. I tell him to go fuck himself. Get refund.

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@wbahazz @wonderfulwest try a pearl or rosé wine. dry wine is for depressed mothers or when you have the best meal of your life on your table
oh, and you're suppose to take one sip at a time ;)
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@wonderfulwest Other drinks taste good that don’t dehydrate you or give you jaundice
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Unless your getting hammered or celebrating an occasion, drinking is such a pointless sport.
Baffles me why people come home and have a pint or a glass of wine on a weekday. Just makes you feel like shit and you need a lot to feel the effects properly.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Why is gen Z not drinking?
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@minifigamerthe1 @moletusk you can change the trainer ot???? was that possible with pksm or some other software pleasee I need to save my cringe fuckass moon name :')
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@moletusk I modded my 3ds for two main reasons, one is to play ctgp-7, the second was to change the name on my 1000+ hr ultra sun save since edgy 14 year old me thought using the apostrophe trick to name that file a slur was a good idea
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@wiggerelder @NewWorldAnglo @Ethosrevival you're closer to the position of a homeless man than a billionare lil bro watch your step
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@NewWorldAnglo @Ethosrevival It's actually because you're a pussy and don't have the stomach for it even though it's actually merciful
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I don’t believe in accepting homelessness. No, you can’t sleep on the streets, defecate in the park, do drugs in the alleyway, or steal copper from construction sites. If you are incapable of caring for yourself, then it is the responsibility of the state to step in and to remove you from civilized society. They should be brought to a rehabilitation facility, jail, mental hospital, or a halfway home as appropriate, but they should not be left out to suffer or impact the health of the wider community.
Kevin Dahlgren 🥾 🥾@kevinvdahlgren
Portland is in a full-blown mental health crisis. Walking in the street to Portland is like walking through the psych ward of ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest’
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@anti_realism_ You mean this sarcastically but it's what I sincerely believe. I don't think god ever intervenes. Possibly doesn't even pay attention (oversimplifying my beliefs for brevity).
I wish there nuance in this debate, i.e., room for people who are not atheists but are not religious.
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@joners1899 Am besten sind die Antworten wo Ehefrauen ihre Anpassungen für ihren Ehemann erklären "statt Apfel haben wir Leberwurst genommen, das liebt mein GöGa"
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@icantbearidiots the ducks bigger than the car none of this shit is real lmaoo
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@we_tarted @ShitpostRock starbound is actively unfun, against the player and unfair unless you get QoL mods
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