I'm a bit of a loose unit 🇦🇺 🖕

Let's go 2021 1. Plan for change 2. Invest in property 3. Master something non-tech 4. Health > overtime

@PSGINT_ PSG fans going crazy 😂

PSG easily if Arsenal lose nobody cares if PSG lose everyone will go crazy

@thecityshack Imagine being this petty and afraid 😂

It’s crazy how everyone has forgotten about this already! That club has absolutely ZERO aura 😂

@JerryFCB_96 Yeah, that's not a totally batshit crazy conclusion 😆

Bruno Fernandes breaking the record for the most assists in a Premier League season and winning the Premier League Playmaker of the Year Award is so much bigger than Arsenal winning the Premier League this year.

@OluwaCFC @sparkliin Where?

@sparkliin No one really cares about there win

Arsenal winning the league made me realize how much time I wasted hating on them. Nobody even cares about them. I barely see photos of their title win on the timeline. Such a small club 🥹

@Lea_EFC What % of your tweets are about Arsenal? Your profile picture is Everton. Can you see how that makes no sense? Troll your rivals, ok. Troll Arsenal occasionally, sure. But it seems you're just constantly doing it for shitty engagement.

Genuine question 🙋 Why do Arsenal fans think they have the right to decide who can tweet about “their club” No other clubs fans chat shit like this

@Matt_Camenzuli Also, saying you "want your country back" is a dog whistle on steroids. What an abhorrent man you actually are. Kids, look at what hate does to your body and soul... ick.

The Teals - led by the hero nobody asked for – Malcolm Turnbull, want to form a ‘centrist’ political party. They want to concoct a “Frankenstein’s Monster”, mixing Climate-200-backed independents, ‘moderate’ Liberals and anyone else motivated by commercial interests and fighting the culture wars - from a ‘centrist’ perspective of course. They will have a bit of everything for everyone; jam-packed with talking points and private school prefects. Helping the great unwashed with the government money printer, routed via the biggest group of government grifters ever assembled in one place. They will focus on the integrity of their political enemies, and anyone who wants to rebuild aspiration. They will push for more immigration, to feed the hungry high-rise machine with tenants, and providing cheap labour to their mates at Uber and the great oligopolies of old. Rather than focusing on fixing the messes we are in, they will look to profiteer, spurred on by the jewellery-rattling classes ringing the Harbour. Maybe some disaffected Liberals donned the orange jersey too soon, as most of their old friends will be ‘sensibly centring’ their way through all those great business opportunities the NDIS could possibly provide - as the government-make-work-programmes are transformed into unrestrained make-business-programmes… but only those with the proper pedigree may apply. They will look down from their pile of smug and entitled at the rest of us, paying taxes, juggling the rent, the bills, two jobs and a child who was recently gender confused at primary school. Dirty on the Unions - because they just don’t get that they are really on the same team. Dirty on the Greens and the Labor left - because they are straight-up competitors for the same brain space – but sadly the Greens/Labor people are more authentic because they were actually born in Pakistan, or raised in public housing. Walking past a public housing block in Mosman that one time, just doesn’t have the same ring. Turnbull wants to offer a more right-wing choice to left wing voters that would prefer the authenticity of the people that want to legalise cannabis but ban smoking. They can all agree however on offering only the free speech that they like. Oh… and climate grift of course. Sound’s crazy really. This new party concept is just what the doctor ordered if he was trying to treat a case of decency, authenticity and broad-based aspiration. From where I sit it poses the opportunity to put all of the worst political actors on the landscape in one place - so we can roundly thrash them at the ballot box and close the ‘moderate’ Liberal chapter forever. Then we can finally move on to solving the Labor problem. The only shame of this whole sordid affair is that Turnbull has likely miscalculated. The one thing that binds ‘moderate’ Liberals together apart from their radical belief in absolutely nothing, is their cowardice. Sadly, most of them won’t have the guts to step out from under the dark blue umbrella they’re trying to steal. Whatever happens, I don’t think it will be long before it stops happening. It’s not the solution. But we do desperately need one. I just want Australia back.

@Matt_Camenzuli With less racists? Win win I'd say fatso.

@AdamJoseph Arsenal saved football 🤗🫡

Pep's bailed on City before the charges hit, Liverpool have been medicore all season after one of the worst transfer windows we've ever seen, Chelsea have been a basket case all of 2026, Tottenham are a laughing stock & nobody cares about Newcastle. Thank you all for the banter.

@frankbalkazerg1 Ole2.0 incoming. You deserve this pain 😂

For Arteta, who as a player was as average as they come compared to elite midfielders, to potentially lead Arsenal to an EPL title playing that robotic “Haram-ball” football, then imagine what Michael Carrick, a man widely regarded as one of the smartest players to ever play in the PL and winner of 18 major trophies could do. If football was truly based on intelligence, understanding and winning pedigree, then Carrick winning the league comfortably next season shouldn’t surprise anybody. It’s absolutely United’s next season!!!

@AliceTalksFooty Teams don't park the bus against you because, they don't respect what you can do. So easier. You played 1 game a week. So easier. There was no pressure to succeed this year. So easier. Therefore, no.

Can we all agree that Man Utd have played the best football in the league since Carrick came in? Most points won. Most goals scored. And easily some of the best football to watch.

@badasskachii Entire Internet? Let me check where you come from... oh

Imagine finally ending a 22-year drought and the entire internet is still talking about Manchester United's captain. The levels are tragic

@NewtonAllan6 And had one less PL title. That must hurt him... a lot.

Bruno Fernandez is 100 times better than Rice. 📌

@Lfc_samie Don't talk badly of yourself maine.

Arsenal trophy lift today and no one cares 😭😭😭

@Priceless_MCI And the signing of Maresca is bigger than the discovery of penicillin 😂

Pep Guardiola exit overshadowing Arsenal’s premier league win… when you’re big you’re big.

@PeteZogoulas Hanson wanted NRA money. The cost? Australian lives. Pull your head in.

I am requesting that Mehreen Faruqi steps down from the senate. She is not loyal to the Australian people.

@Lea_EFC Blue Cartel forever in the mud

My timeline is full of Arsenal fans begging for people to give a fuck about them lifting the title* today, but nobody cares 😭

@FergiesRightRef @Lea_EFC Manure fans are as relevant now as when Good Fellas came out 😂

@Lea_EFC Order of priority: 1. Spurs relegation 2. Pep last game 3. Shit. 4. Piss 10289. Arsenal lifting the title

@Ausbobsmit This policy will make the cost of living go down for sure. What an amazing leader she would be. Giving the people what they really need. She deserves a statue or summin. Gina should gift her another plane. She is joy 🤗

One Nation’s policy is to strip the ABC of its federal funding and restrict its operations exclusively to regional and rural radio broadcasting, while making metropolitan and digital services subscription-based.

@Sk_2neat @healer_24434 @TheImmortalKop 🤡

@healer_24434 @TheImmortalKop You do realize a liverpool fan made this tweet?

He’s actually such a loser

@Arsenal_rep1 Toe sucker deserved a mention

🚨: Official list of those invited to Arsenal Premier league/UCL trophy parade 31st of May 2026 BOURNEMOUTH * Rayan * Kroupi * Iraola MANCHESTER CITY * Marc Guehi CHELSEA * Enzo Fernandez EVERTON * Pickford * Moyes * Barry * O'Brien WEST HAM * Mavropanos * Mateus Fernandes NOTTINGHAM FOREST * Murillo *Morgan Gibbs-White REFEREES * Chris Kavanagh (West Ham No. 19) * Darren England (VAR) SPECIAL INVITEES FROM PUNDITS CLOWN OF THE DAY * John Mikel Obi * Gary Neville (Assistant) SPECIAL INVITEES FROM THE GREAT MANCHESTER UNITED DANCERS OF THE DAY * Matheus Cunha (Lead) * Bryan Mbeumo (Assistant) * Amad Diallo (Assistant) SPECIAL INVITEE IN CHARGE OF ENTERTAINMENT * Rayan Cherki SPECIAL INVITEES IN CHARGE OF PROTOCOL AND ORDER * Chelsea fans * Manchester United fans * Liverpool fans * Manchester City fans * Barcelona fans SPECIAL INVITE TO ASSIST IN COORDINATING PEOPLE TO THE VENUE * Bruno Fernandes (Chief head of assist)