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@TumsForMen Tbh I can’t take seriously any man whose hair isn’t receding at least a little bit

this post made me decide to postpone my haircut. i have a slightly better hairline but i fw that hair length and should be there in a few weeks

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic] *tenderly grasping your hand* Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

@ParanoidPanda @CarolineSiede You could’ve made this point in a nicer way

@CarolineSiede It's an extremely typical hostage situation plot beat as occurs in MANY action movies where the person under threat of immediate death understands that what's at stake is bigger than their own life. The only way you don't know this is if it's your first day on Earth. Is it?

I really feel like we breezed past the part of James Gunn’s Superman where Lex Luthor shoots a guy in the head and to make it a slightly more “acceptable” death, the guy says it’s okay because he doesn’t have a family and it was just an honor that Superman ate at his food cart?

@arielxpink @pitchfork Haha fuck you asshole

@tommybayertime This made me lol

bitch you talkin about the damn library

@offbeatorbit Brad Troemel did a really good video essay on this! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pal1g5…

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

@GianmarcoSoresi Bojack but it’s all the original voice actors wearing grotesque makeup and prosthetics

I refuse to hate on live-action adaptations until after we get one of Bojack Horseman

Eventually, content from humans will be considered the slop.

@valfrogval Crochet

Music reviews should be more objective. I just want an idea of what notes I can expect to hear

@kaimicahmills There was something like this in a Rick and Morty episode 😃

the ultimate solution is through technology we engineer what has been called a bodyoid: brainless animal bodies that provide as much meat as we desire without harming any sentient beings this would transform medicine - the same platform would allow us to grow organs on demand, eliminate transplant waiting lists, and produce perfectly matched tissues for each patient experimental therapies could be tested on full biological systems without involving conscious animals, regenerative medicine would accelerate as entire replacement tissues become manufacturable in the same way that agriculture turned food from a scarce resource into an abundant one, engineered bodyoids would turn biological material into infrastructure - meat without slaughter, organs without donors, and medical research without sentient suffering

@pitchfork Rummikub man!

MORI's debut has all the melancholic depth of the male lead in a manic pixie dream girl romance pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

@Steven_Hyden I just subbed to read your ramones pieces!

People are saying!

@Mckitiytwist @duncantrussell The turn he’s taken over the past few years has been very disappointing. it’s something like spirituality leading to radical open-mindedness leading to full on embracing conspiracy theorists and overall just being too stupid to tell the difference

@duncantrussell Fuck you Duncan! You sold your soul and your platform to the very people you proclaimed to be opposed to for so much of your career. It's fucking sad and distasteful. Hope some small part of your soul is ashamed but I very much doubt it.

AT LAST!! Alex jones joins the DTFH!!! youtube.com/watch?v=Mxx_bz…

@Joe_keller710 Why are you saying this? What do you mean by that?

Truly please Iran use every single resource you have

Iran please just use every single 'thing' you have right now

@whitefeelimgs @PaleoGOP Is your whole deal basically “I’m a leftist but I recognize the way the excesses of leftism have manifested themselves on the internet so I’m gonna start calling things retarded again”? I can’t pin you down

@PaleoGOP You’re a liar or a fucking retard who doesn’t know what based Godly oil refineries look like

Utility-scale solar in Indiana. If you believe CS Lewis, we're up against actual demons.

@billmaher Fuck off you dumb bitch 😏🤘

Trump just said what I said Friday: the other side never claps for the other team, advertising to the world that the state of our nation is HOPELESSLY DIVIDED.

My barber cuts my hair through email.

@MarioBrothBlog This is a peak SMB post, thank you for your work

In Mario Party, landing on a Bowser Space while having no coins or stars normally results in Bowser taking pity on the players' bad fortune and giving them free coins instead. However, there has sadly been a trend of Bowser becoming steadily less compassionate over time.