Englishman in New Jorts

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Englishman in New Jorts

Englishman in New Jorts

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Fitness freak | Security expert | Father to three or four wonderful young boys | Written for @NextLevelSketch and @DMsAreOpenBBC | Improv with @michelleimpro

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Englishman in New Jorts@spanielapplause·
🚨Leaked Sir Kier Starmer video addresses poor council election results 🚨
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Englishman in New Jorts@spanielapplause·
On Saturday Night, we're doing some Live sketch comedy at the Hen and Chickens at 7pm! We timed this perfectly and I foresee no issues
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The Iain Duncan Smiths@TheIDSmiths·
LMAO 😂😂😂 So thankful to live in the UK under actual democracy (the press engineering a massive majority for whichever party promises to cause the least inconvenience to the super-rich and inundating us with weird horseshit about wokeness to distract us from this)
Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews

BREAKING: Kim Jong‑un officially wins North Korea’s parliamentary election with 99.93% of the vote.

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Flying_Rodent@flying_rodent·
Remember that pollster explaining that “Starmer’s Labour has no floor”? That means almost nobody likes this shit or feels any loyalty towards the party, so the results could get *way* worse than they already are. You’ll note this is the opposite of what we were told would happen.
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Dan Hind
Dan Hind@danhind·
It's a time honoured tradition in the UK: everyone with ambitions to become Prime Minister has to go to the City of London, and promise not to do anything.
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Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩
There are few demographics more overrepresented in political discourse than fascist young men. They constitute maybe 10% of young people and get limitless media attention and a privileged role in the narratives of “who’s voting for the far-right” and “what are Gen Z’s politics.”
Tory Fibs@ToryFibs

Voting Intention of Men aged 18-24. • Green: 30% 🟩 • Labour: 21% 🟥 • Liberal Democrat: 17% 🟨 • Conservative: 12% 🟦 • Reform UK: 12% 🟪 Young men vote left. [YG]

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Chłoddy
Chłoddy@OfSymbols·
This is genuinely funny, Camilla asks why we are defining anti-Muslim hate, when we don’t have a definition of anti-semitism, which we do, and in her diatribe, she breaches the definition of anti-semitism as it stands by calling the IDF a “Jewish army”
The Daily T@DailyTPodcast

‘Why are Labour prioritising anti-Muslim hate when antisemitism is so high’ Catch up now on yesterday's Daily T where @CamillaTominey and @timothy_stanley are joined by the former Tory MP and lawyer Dominic Grieve, who sat on the working group behind the new anti-Muslim hate definition, to ask why Labour is prioritising this kind of discrimination just as anti-Semitism is on the rise 👇 Let us know your thoughts below 🎧 Listen to the full episode now through the link in our bio

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Tom Nicholas | Watch BOOMERS on Nebula now!
There has been a growth in the political gap between young men and young women. But, in the UK, it's that *both genders* have moved to the left, but women have just moved further. Nevertheless, the assumption is that anything happening in the US *has* to be happening here too.
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Flying_Rodent
Flying_Rodent@flying_rodent·
Is it normal, to go from “Fuck you, this is the only way to do politics and anyone who disagrees must be ruthlessly obliterated” to “What is the point of us, we are facing catastrophe” in five years? That feels quite extraordinary to me. It implies something remarkable happened.
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keewa 🇵🇸@keewa·
Self-awareness level 100
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Flying_Rodent@flying_rodent·
Again, do we think the words “personal friend of Peter Mandelson” might have been helpful to the public in working out what the 2018-19 choreographed media stunts and screaming accusations were; whether Sir Keir was on the level in 2020 or whether his project was good in 2024.
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Zoe Gardner
Zoe Gardner@ZoeJardiniere·
It is really very simple: If you have moved to Dubai to avoid tax, you have chosen an economy based on slavery over one based on taxation. You have chosen slaves over tax. You should be ostracised forever from society.
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