Paul Speight

@Shane198_4 @thepieman84 @SkySports Sweet dreams

@speightpaul79 @thepieman84 @SkySports There’s a full stop. Can you actually read ok? Anyway Pauline, you’re boring. Laters.

Southampton captain Taylor Harwood-Bellis appeared to mock a Middlesbrough player with a binoculars celebration amid allegations that Saints were spying on Boro training before their play-off clash 😬

@Shane198_4 @thepieman84 @SkySports You need to learn to write mate, sounds like you are stuttering

@speightpaul79 @thepieman84 @SkySports You. You absolute Quim.

@Shane198_4 @thepieman84 @SkySports Who's Pauline you illiterate cunt

@speightpaul79 @thepieman84 @SkySports Cry more Pauline.

@Shane198_4 @thepieman84 @SkySports You did it when you were hid behind the tree you inbred cunt

@speightpaul79 @thepieman84 @SkySports No we didn’t you mong. The boro player that did it before the game spent the rest of his moments after the game crying.

@thepieman84 @SkySports Southampton did it 1st

@SkySports Generational headloss from Middlesbrough this week.😂 Losing their shit over some run of the mill shithousing.😂 Also, one of their lot did it first.

@CTWarriorMonkey @lisareality1 @arrivayorkshire @arrivanorthwest @arrivanortheast Totally agree mate but I also think taking the time and situation into account would of looked better for him

@speightpaul79 @lisareality1 @arrivayorkshire @arrivanorthwest @arrivanortheast I'll bet he's had the "Sorry mate my app won't load" line loads of times. He's probably not allowed to.

@arrivayorkshire @arrivanorthwest @arrivanortheast

@CTWarriorMonkey @lisareality1 @arrivayorkshire @arrivanorthwest @arrivanortheast He could of let her on and carried on with his route whilst the girls app loaded

@lisareality1 @arrivayorkshire @arrivanorthwest @arrivanortheast He can't wait around for everyone to fanny around with their phone, she should have had it up and running. She's 19 she can get a taxi or her dad could have gone to pick her up instead of waiting for the bus so he could argue with the driver.

@MattWallace888 There is a very real possibility that one day you'll post something that is true

There is a very real possibility that Michael Jackson is still alive

@NikkiSixx Just read your book The Heroin Diaries for the 2nd time, do you look back in amazement at surviving that year

The Wife and Ruby are outta town. Got nothing but time on my hands tonight. Haha. Any off-the-cuff questions I can try and answer? Stuff like: “What was the very rare and never-released song Nobody Knows What It’s Like To Be Lonely about?” Those kinds of questions. . Juice it up.

@eddiehallWSM It's Arron Crascall

Anyone know her name?

@utdnem Jose Mourinho, Graham Turner

Apart from Pep Guardiola,is there any other coach that has never been sacked.....

@IPhillips79 Best book I've read, Nikki Sixx The Heroin Diaries

What's an excellent autobiography you thoroughly enjoyed and would - or have - read several times?

@TheGriftReport Why didn't they just stop them instead of taking a photo of him carrying it away

Heartbroken four-year-old Maisie Willis had her birthday party ruined by two balaclava-wearing teenagers who stole and smashed her beloved egg stall. The little girl from Holbury near Southampton proudly sells eggs from her own chickens on a wooden stand outside her home and doesn’t even keep the money for herself. During her fourth birthday party two lads in balaclavas walked straight into the garden, grabbed the stand, smashed it to pieces and hurled the eggs all over the road. Maisie kept asking her mum “how am I going to sell my eggs now?” while the family tried to comfort her. Her devastated mother Chelsea said: “She works really hard… I can’t understand why two boys would want to destroy everything she has worked for.” The teens have now been tracked down and made to apologise but Maisie remains deeply upset and the family have had to put a simple basket on the doorstep instead. 'We were having her birthday party and these boys ruined it.' They also thanked sympathetic neighbours who gave Maisie extra birthday presents including cards and cash, saying 'it means so much to her to have so many people care'.

@dracarysdemon Dylan Mulvaney

everyone talks about who should play James Bond next, but I think we should be thinking about who should be the next Bond girl 🤔

@EllenBlondeXXX Well you certainly don't look it

@speightpaul79 I’m getting old x

Right my score is 5. What’s everyone else’s scores let me know. ? X

@EllenBlondeXXX Definitely older than you

@speightpaul79 Are you old or am I young is the question x

@ATRightMovies Jojo rabbit, when he finds his mam hanging

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@MaryKyle40979 That it's not you