happy new years

don’t notice my ugly smile kids

when people get off the tube at Chancery Lane, I always wonder... where ARE you going?

@k444leigh due to laws in the uk i don’t think he would’ve been able to

so crazy that wouldn’t have happened if they just let him jerk off to regular porn

@pradaice i’m so humiliated because most of these bottles are on my wishlist 😭

The concept of a water bottle being “chic”

@DylanDern @soulcondition me expect it was a wedding post

Just saw an 8 year anniversary post featuring someone I dated for several months in 2021

dear god please kill my roommate and take his dishes with him

in divergent when theo james says “what makes you think you can talk to me” hes right! i’ll advert my eyes king🥰

they are on spareroom charging £400 to share a fucking bedroom with someone 😭

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

@haniruok any days you’re free? i’d love to see you

@spiderverses until tuesday!!

i love london every time i’m here i feel like myself until village mentality kicks in on day 4 and i start to miss my car

did you know smokers smoke because they don't know how bad it is? no one's ever explained it to them. you can be the first

man i thought it was full of multivitamins and antioxidants

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

finally it’s the fucking weekend. this has been a week

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

theo james’ wife is lucky i respect relationships