nikhil

"yo lets default"

Went for a cold shower and was sweating again by the time I’d dried myself

How to sleep during a UK heatwave: Open the window (invites 400 moths). Turn on the fan (just blows hot air around). Remove all sheets. Accept that sleep is a concept from a past life. Just wait for the 5:00 AM birds to mock you.

この4つあればvalo無限にできる気がする

@PJT_KIN LITERALLY EVERY JOJO CHARACTERS OH MY DAYSS😭

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.” 30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

when the trash homie joins the party to play ranked

@NASA @NASAMoonBase

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🚨 Pep Guardiola to leave position as Manchester City manager at end of this season. 55yo Spaniard departing after trophy-laden decade & set to be replaced by Enzo Maresca. No official confirmation yet from #MCFC. W/ @SamLee @TheAthleticFC after @MailSport nytimes.com/athletic/62693…

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

Crazy how socialist politicians can just wear terrorist organization jerseys and no one bats an eye smh

The type of performance The Boys must put on in the final episode to save the final season

thought we were going to get the most terrifying & unhinged version of homelander this season, instead we got a guy who’s building theme parks & doing youtube ads

how i was watching that dog and cat supe scene knowing we was really wasting time on this in the 2nd to last episode

Watched a guy with dog powers and a girl with cat powers sniff eachothers ass for like 49 seconds when there’s one episode left to go in the entire series #TheBoys

> Shameless ad for Vought Rising > Built up Ryan just to abandon his arc > Built up Marie Moreau just to nerf her > Soldier Boy gets put him back on ice Genuinely awful final season of The Boys

one episode of the show left and they were fighting SHELINE and DOGKNOTT