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For 2026 I am letting AI run my calendar. No more lousy Smarch weather for me!

@daytimesnaps You can buy long weights in most hardware shops. Just ask a member of staff if you can't find the items on the shelves.

@NJD_M0X_CITY @BDeMayo @MeidasTouch hunter2, surely?

@BDeMayo @MeidasTouch That’s too hard for them! We know it’s actually 1234 🤣🥴

There’s always a tweet (from 1/6/17)

@nblunabetty @birminghamb6 Unfortunately "fire" isn't a clothing layer on the poll.

Important poll How big is the jumper and scarf you are wearing in July I’ve been up to revisit the winter wardrobe

@ptoboley 👏🎉 Good luck to the Lib Dems to hold on to that majority next time. Amazing even the candidates at the bottom of the board managed to persuade 100 other people to vote for them.

495 How it's going: election.news.sky.com/elections/gene… How it started:

@birminghamb6 @_AlexanderMiles I was expecting

@spodlife @_AlexanderMiles Oh you

Whereami It’s a tricky one @_AlexanderMiles

@RealAgent53 @PokerPolitics Your logic has no power here

@PokerPolitics How is William Wallace, who died in 1305, the son of Abraham Lincoln, who was born in 1809?

Get ready for raw, unfiltered madness. This is the sort of stuff that can break reality if not handled properly.

@birminghamb6 I've not done that course, but the other one for appearing to jump the red light outside the Halifax police station.

Just booked myself on a speed awareness course. How’s everyone else’s day going?

@birminghamb6 The cops won't get you for this one.

Gonna eat an entire French stick today. I know this because I appear to have eaten half of one already and I’m showing no signs of slowing down

@AskNationwide Please, for the love of humanity, do not use a URL shortener. What's wrong with linking to your own website? nationwide.co.uk

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@birminghamb6 He's a lovely looking dog - good luck with the behaviour! I'm sure you two will have plenty of good times together.

Say hi to MEATBALL. He has magnificent ears, though one has a bite out of it He’s a foster, with a few triggers outside but he’s an angel in the house (apart from his widdle up the couch when he came in) He’s a shouter, a bouncer and a snarler outside so we’ll see how we go.

@birminghamb6 I've been looking at low power electric greenhouse heaters for the back cabin to keep the damp at bay. I think Screwfix have what I want.

A corner of my house is a really cold wall and this weather gets bad condensation and I’m forever trying to find a solution - dehumidifier, plants, special paints, many things over the years. Last night I left a candle burning in a jam jar by the wall. No condensation last night

@birminghamb6 Oh no! That sucks.

@spodlife It’s from the big ass poster in the window

Our village has a petrol garage with a little Co-Op attached. It’s about to become an ASDA. An ASDA! It’s whatever the opposite of gentrification is, is that

Video streaming service Roku announced Wednesday it will slash its workforce by 10% and undergo several other cost-cutting measures, sending the embattled pandemic darling stock soaring to near its highest level in over a year. trib.al/ybXLF8I

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