ponque

one day when everything is okay i will make myself a cheesecake

@Humorosaurus SOOO TRUE

We as a society lost the day triangle pack wali frooti left the markets

@misslawnabanana oh wait i thought this was a reply to seafood boil tweet lol my bad

@spoinjius i hate it

why is twitter automatically translating tweets into english pagal ho kya bohot maarunga

@misslawnabanana nooo why

@normalp1lled aao kabhi

@spoinjius same ive been pushing this agenda…

i really want to try a seafood boil

pope

anyway cars are lame and we all deserve to live in a place where we can easily walk to work, the doctor's office, the library, the coffee shop, or the park

i honestly believe smita prakash is so dumb that she genuinely thought people were only tardy, and that they weren’t boycotting her

Studies have shown that Hi

@sakewgags splendid

@spoinjius slept at 5 woke up 6

tips on how to not succumb to the 3-5pm nap everyday

@normalp1lled show

current shoe pair is kinda the greatest thing ive ever seen i wanna wear these forever…

@sakewgags samee but more fun tweet 😓

@spoinjius litr me but i just do it for the love of the walk

20 rs bachane ke liye 20 mins walk kar leta hu

@sakewgags literally me but i sleep 4-6

@spoinjius i must give in to this desire then always😔

Maturing is letting the spider stay in the ceiling corner of your room

not gonna lie friends i would like to feel wanted in a way that’s loud and obvious

@sakewgags not for us mortals

@spoinjius there must be some way

EXTREMELY rare Stephens W