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@anglscry006 no it's okay edtwt is actually funny so I don't mind LMAO

@anglscry006 tweets like this are the reason i keep ending up on edtwt as a recovered trans man LMFAOOOO/lh

@SleepyBabyAndre @bottleneckloser i know amazon has some (I know the "Adeton African Net Sponge" on there is good), I bet Etsy would have some black owned shops, and if you go to Target, you may find them near the loofahs, or sometimes where they keep the textured haircare items!!

@spooky_bin @bottleneckloser I can’t find net sponges for the life of me LMAO. Do you know a good spot for them?

PLEASE SHOWER

@ScarletLabyVT @neokhalessi all she says is "this is how to smell good for trans women, and also for people who aren't trans women" how does that shame people for having dysphoria? if someone made "this is how to tie your shoes for enbies (and anyone else)" would that be shaming them for dysphoria???

@neokhalessi This is just shaming people for having dysphoria.

We aren’t stinky incels, we are normal women Go fuck yourself for insulting us so blatantly

@wd3ncha @MessRedds he looks like he says "huhuhu"

@MessRedds behold >:3€ mishievous kitty with claws

i don't know what ":3c" means but i still use it because i thought it means the following: if anyone knows, please tell me

@Rainbow_Watcher Nooo wear boxers everybody! I started 2 years ago and never went back.

Homens, mulheres, não binários, todo mundo!! Pfvr comecem a usar calcinha, vocês vão ver o quão incrível é a sensação!!

@xhbqz4brsmh @str4wberrydol1 I made my ex a list after 2 years of disappointment, it had everything from super cheap gifts (black nail polish) to pricier things (a hoodie for a musician I liked). He got me only the nail polish when I spent $400 flying out to visit him. I'm never dating a list guy again 😭

@str4wberrydol1 Men wanna know the things that make you happy or sad…write us lists, put them on the fridge…if you give us notes we will study! Maybe let your man prepare and learn how to love you better

@freyascatz @HustleBitch_ I actually thought this was awesome (was slightly disappointed that it isn't wheelchair accessible), until I saw 130k for this thing 😭 that's horrid!

@HustleBitch_ Obviously some of you have never been homeless cause this would be appreciated BUT at the same time it’s crap given we have an abundance of everything in this world and humans deserve better

🚨 “OZEMPIC HOUSES” ARE GOING VIRAL - AND PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY WHAT’S INSIDE This real estate agent is walking through a brand new 350 square foot house built by Lennar. There's no real bedroom. No real closet. You have to climb a ladder to get to the loft. The shower looks like it belongs on a boat. Every inch is compressed, stripped, and downsized. They’re selling it as homeownership for $130,000. Payments are in the $900/month range. Only $1 down. Some people call it freedom. Others call it dystopian as hell. Would you actually live here?

@EntomologyKing @charise_lee There's other numbing stuff. When I went in they used a few numbing/pain solutions (including giving me oxy, bless my gyn), I was a little out of it (from the oxy) so I don't recall all of them but I do remember a spray being one. Using NO numbing is fucking crazy

@charise_lee The reason they don’t use numbing is because the needle they use to inject the numbing medicine is more painful than the actual procedure

NAME HIM‼️ Name him‼️ Do not let someone care for you who doesn’t care for you‼️ We’re past that‼️

@SleepyBabyAndre @bottleneckloser Either probably works in place of the net sponge, but you should be replacing a loofah every 3-4 weeks because they harbor so much bacteria, just... get a net sponge next time instead of the loofah!!

@bottleneckloser Not transfem- I’m transmasc with general problems with body odor. If you don’t have access to a dry brush or the African net sponge, does a pumice and a loofa work?

@Thomafartjar @bottleneckloser lowkey i just sit there nakey while I wait for it to get dry enough lolol. i also have a hair routine and have to leave it for ~10-15 minutes in a t-shirt so by the time i can take my hair out, the lotion feeling goes away

@bottleneckloser i think my sensory issues would make me hang myself if i put lotion all over my body then proceeded to put clothes over that

@PrinceOfShroom @noells25 @bottleneckloser Even with short hair, I'd still use conditioner lol ! I'm a trans guy, I've had short hair for most of the last 7 years, but conditioner just makes it nicer 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

@libsblow @tsjessyxo i'm confused, that's a photo of a professor at penn state, what does she have to do with the person you're replying to?

From a feminine male to a pretty woman. Transitioning saved my life 🏳️‍⚧️✨

@__Cypherpunk___ @tsjessyxo i love the idea that choosing an "unattractive" person from a group is some kind of own. like, imagine seeing a post of an attractive man and replying with a picture of frankie muniz, and treating that like a meaningful criticism because they're both in the category of men

@MinEffortLive @tsjessyxo I checked her profile and it seems like she hasn't had surgery but even then, I think part of the reason is that you're not in the group of people who would elect to get bottom surgery. I can't imagine going on estrogen, but that's because I... don't want to go on estrogen.

@tsjessyxo Ngl I cant imagine cutting my dick off at 19. Hell I waited til 25 to get a tattoo.

@Sir_Dolus @B_Rabbit843 realistically? i'm a little confused, because she would not exist at all realistically given that she surpasses multiple human limits, but if you're saying "if yor actually fought a boxer she'd lose" that's just as absurd, because again, she surpasses human limits.

@B_Rabbit843 But let's be honest? This is what would realistically happen.

You can tell this is AI, not just because of how terrible it looks...but because anyone who watches Spy x Family knows damn well Yor isn't losing this fight.

@lastbug13 @B_Rabbit843 til about ?? boxing fetish ??? i'm intrigued but i'd rather someone at least openly admit it than hide the fact that they're into it, so... hell yeah i guess?

@B_Rabbit843 Canonically you're right, but come on pal, it's AI people can do whatever they want with it, and besides... It's quite hot hahaha

@VideoGameGun @Sparkpoodle1 (i cannot tell if you're playing along with my joke or if you didn't get it but i actually love rotisserie chicken and eat it on the regular!)

@spooky_bin @Sparkpoodle1 False, cheap clean protein

every time I see someone say "Oh this chemical scary" 10 times out of 10 it's just something that will only have an effect if you eat 50 of them in a day

@ChiselMcJawFace @B_Rabbit843 what would happen in the real world if a world-class assassin, the adoptive mother of a psychic, who owns a dog that can see the future, and fake wife of the spy who is largely responsible for preventing war between two nations, fought... a random dude?

@B_Rabbit843 Maybe they wanted to show what would happen in the real world? Idk.