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I’m BEGGING you, @WashWizards… Please make a cherry blossom jersey with white/cream as the base color.

Once you land your first beat that SHOULD have been an Ajax, you realize that it brings a thrill that you can never stop chasing. This is the main supports plight.

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

We are so fucked

Scottie Pippen throws shade 👀 “When something has been considered second-best for so long, we just blindly accept it as gospel….A decade-long plot built on marketing, social media and multi-part documentaries.” (h/t @big_business_ )

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

This looks like shit omg

gg

As the only team in the state of Maryland to make the Men’s Tournament, we look forward to a large bandwagon

Nike PR staff: “We asked him to put on the spikes and show us some tricks. The very first thing he showed us was that famous scene of hitting the crossbar multiple times in a row. All we could say was, ‘Ronnie. Thank you. The commercial shoot is already over.’

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

I watched the clip mentioned here and it's frankly ridiculous from Jeff. Jeff specifically quotes OWL team skins and the all access pass in 2018 as severely derailing the development of OW2. These were added 5 years before OW2's slated release. It's literally skins and POVs.

The Commanders released more stadium renderings. Among them:

As usual..the Redskins disappoint...

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

if we give up 81 points to fall to 8th in the draft im never watching basketball again

This was the Wizards Humiliation Ritual for their ascension next season