Steve Kramer

@JoeyMannarino Politics at its finest when you have to pick between the lesser of two evils.

Susan Collins is a RINO but she’s our RINO. Platner won’t be winning this. He’s a loon.

@MediocreJoker85 Mathematically challenged.

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road. His sign reads: 1 for $3 3 for $10 A young man stops and buys one watermelon. “That’ll be $3,” says the old man. The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third. After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away. Then he turns back, grinning proudly. “Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.” The old man smiles and shakes his head. “Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

@defense_civil25 We might want to consider Mexico after Cuba.

🚨Update: “We are allowing Iran to operate inside Mexico…” - Mexican President Sheinbaum

@MikeBales Makes aiming a whole lot easier.

I never understood why all the guys would laugh at me when using this urinal. 😇

@KarenBassLA This has got to be parody.

It is an incredible honor to receive an endorsement from Congresswoman Maxine Waters. She has been one of the most powerful voices in Washington as Ranking Member of the House Financial Services Committee, opening the doors of banking and finance to Black and Brown communities who were locked out for generations.

@GeneralJoeM17 First Republican Mayor since 2001.

Spencer Pratt will not only be the new Mayor of L.A., someday he'll be the Governor of California Bookmark that

@kirawontmiss Tipping has become extortion.

tipping culture is getting ridiculous

@1109Patricia The art of the deal.

Mar-a-Lago’s a massive estate in Palm Beach, Florida over 60,000 square feet, built in the 1920s, with 126 rooms, a huge ballroom, and direct ocean access. Trump bought it in 1985, turned it into a private club in the late 90s, and it’s now his main residence and a key spot for political events. It’s got historic landmark status too, which keeps it protected.

@atensnut Robin Clarke.

This is a photo with an article on FB. It says it’s Farrah Faucet and Lee Majors from the 1970’s. It is Farrah but that is NOT Lee Majors. Don’t know who it is.

@lucyshow11 Math for the optimist.

Wow! 🤯 is this common core math?!

@Coinvo What is it that compels a person to keep talking when no one is listening?

CANDACE OWENS: "I don't believe Elon Musk is fully human."

@interesting_aIl That one would hurt.

In 1976, Apple’s co-founder Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800 out of fear of the business failing Today it would be worth $454 billion

@janninereid1 Rubio will lead the ticket.

JD Vance recently shut down speculation about a 2028 presidential run! 😞😞😞 He says...👇👇 "I'm not a potential future candidate. I'm a vice president, and I really like my job." He has no plans to seek higher office. 😞 Are you as disappointed as I am? 😞

@BhattiLaib9960 Engagement farming accounts need to be banned.

I paid a plumbing company $4,400 to replace a sewer line under my garage, and now my garage floor looks like it lost a fight with a sidewalk 😭 They cut a huge section out of the concrete, repaired the pipe, and patched it back in with concrete that doesn’t even remotely match the original floor. So I asked the foreman when they planned to stain or finish it so it would blend in better… And this man literally laughed and said: “It’s a garage floor, buddy, not the Taj Mahal. Be glad it’s not dirt.” 💀 BE GLAD IT’S NOT DIRT?? I’m sorry, but if I’m paying thousands of dollars for a “professional” repair, I feel like the end result shouldn’t look like a random parking lot patch job. Now I’m sitting here wondering if this just tanked the appearance — and possibly the resale value — of my garage. Would you push back and demand they resurface the area properly, or am I overreacting?

@JohnCornyn 👋

Please vote tomorrow in Republican Primary runoff election. God bless Texas

@ipostrandom21 The current stage of societal collapse.

Sophie Rain STUNS THE INTERNET after revealing LeBron James offered her $15 MILLION to take her virginity, but after she turned him down, he begged her to keep quiet to protect his marriage, handed her $5 MILLION to stay silent, and a signed jersey 😳 “He dropped $5M to make sure this secret died with me ” “But secrets don’t stay buried forever ”

@Savage16May Deliverance

@MaverickDarby Queue the exploding heads.

🚨 TRUMP JUST CANCELED PRIDE MONTH. UNREAL.

@jaynitx Elon will be studied for generations.

In December 2008, Elon Musk gave Tesla the last money he had. The wire went through at six in the evening on Christmas Eve. A few hours later and the payroll checks would have bounced. He'd sold PayPal in 2002 and walked away with about 180 million dollars. He did almost none of the things a person does with 180 million dollars. He put it into a rocket company and a car company, two industries with almost no history of outsiders winning, and then 2008 arrived and started draining what was left. By the end of the year he was down to a few hundred thousand dollars and borrowing money from friends to make rent. His marriage had fallen apart that year too. Two companies. Both nearly out of cash. The same month. The rockets had failed first. SpaceX had one product, a small rocket called the Falcon 1, and only enough money to fly it three times. That was the whole budget. The first one caught fire and fell back to the pad. The second reached space and lost control before orbit. The third separated cleanly, and then the spent first stage drifted back up and tapped the second one... a timing error on a new engine, and the rocket was gone. Three launches, three failures, no money left. He built a fourth out of the scraps and put the last of the cash on it. It launched on September 28, 2008, from a small island in the Pacific, and reached orbit. The first privately built liquid fueled rocket that ever had. He said afterward it was the last money they had, and a fourth failure would have ended the company that night. It didn't save Tesla. Tesla had been about to close a hundred million dollar round that summer when the banks collapsed and credit froze. A tiny car startup raising money while General Motors itself slid toward bankruptcy had almost no chance. It was burning cash, had no car in real production, and was days from missing payroll. So he took over as CEO. He put in his last dollars. He talked the existing investors into restructuring the round as debt to get past the one who was blocking it. That deal closed at six on Christmas Eve. He gave Tesla the last of his cash and, in his words, "didn't even own a house or anything sellable." The day before, NASA had called SpaceX with a 1.6 billion dollar contract to carry cargo to the space station. He said he could barely hold the phone. Two companies pulled back from the edge in 48 hours, at the bottom of the worst year of his life. People look at Musk now and argue about genius. The genius was already there through all three failures, and it didn't save him. What saved him was a choice he'd made months earlier, when the money was running out. He could have put everything left into one company and let the other one die. That was the sane move. He split his last dollars between both instead, knowing it could mean losing both. He said later it nearly gave him a breakdown, and that it could have killed both companies at once. Most people fold at zero for three. He paid for the fourth and... it worked.

@PamelaHensley22 The payback will be delicious.

Mike Lindell has just taken the lead in the Republican primary for Minnesota governor. Make Minnesota Great Again!