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“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?” “That’s right, Dave.” “And this was after you defeated them 50 times?” “That’s correct, Dave.”

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

Happy Pride Month, y’all 🌈

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

Ok, so let me get this straight…the dude who puked on himself live on tv during his weigh in, is hurling insults at the former First Lady now? Disgusting. Welcome to the Trump Administration.

Josh Hokit won the biggest fight of his career at the White House and decides to finish his interview by calling Michelle Obama a Man. What a disgrace. It takes a really small man to use his biggest moment to attack a woman by calling her a man. Especially with the history behind calling black women men.

I'm sure what happened next was a strong condemnation of the remarks from everyone else with a microphone, right?

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

"We’re the youngest team to do it. No experience, that’s what everybody says. Never played in the Playoffs, never played in the championship. No real vets or x, y and z, whatever people want to say. But we still got there. We found a way. If there was a will there was a way for us, and we figured it out," - Julian Champagnie on end of season #nba #porvida #sanantonio

I will never forget how much this man did for us this playoff run

All in all it was a hell of a year. Spurs faced adversity all year. Experts predicted the 6th seed being their ceiling. Their three best players are 20-21-22 years old compared to the Knicks being 29-31 years old. What they did wasn’t supposed to happen. It never happens outside of the 95 Magic. They were not fully healthy until after the All Star break. Dealt with Vic’s concussion, his elbow, Fox’s injury, Dylan’s injury all in playoffs. The city showed up and so did this team. City hasn’t had a pulse like this in years. These guys played their ass off all season and gave us something special. Just wasn’t our time. But this is a special group with a bright future — but it’s not guaranteed. Nothing is ever guaranteed. The front office, the coaches, and the players can’t let off the gas and think the NBA is going to lay down. They have to earn it every offseason internally and externally. If you see these guys out in public this offseason, give them all the love. They deserve it. GSG

We mean this with EVERY fiber of our being… GO SPURS GO

And of course, congratulations to Mitch, coaching staff, players, and the entire Spurs organization on a wonderful season! So proud of what this team accomplished! There’s so much to be excited about as @Spurs fans! Let’s celebrate this special group and keep building towards winning the next one and many more! 💪

Gathering the hate energy from Celtics fans ,Sixers fans and Tom Brady for one final blast tonight

One game at a time. See y'all tonight San Antonio. GSG.

MAGA when they hear someone mentioning slight tax increase on trillionaires #smokefleet

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Exactly

@SheaSerrano .4 shows up in so many places and it always has a little PTSD

it’s hard b/c the younger fans don’t fully grasp how much we fucking HATED the lakers the closest you can get is telling them to imagine OKC won 3 rings in a row and then we finally beat them and then the very next year alex caruso hit a series-swinging impossible buzzer beater