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Special melee discord where you have to post a selfie of yourself at a melee setup with another person once a month in order to remain a member.
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Mr. Teacher
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Mr. Teacher
@srnooch
28yo 6'2 hot guy - SDE for pool company - math tutor for school children - woman studier - Melee Purist - Yoga improover 🫡
Pittsburgh/NYC/DC Katılım Ekim 2018
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Now do you get why we don't trust quadruple amputee cornhole champions? Maybe if quadruple amputee cornhole champions want us to stop saying mean things about them then they should stop killing us
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@NONBlNARY In a recession, even intelligent hard-working adults will find themselves unemployed, so the question of "how is this possible?" Is more easily answered.
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biggest issue in fighting games these days is people see someone do something crazy and go “its insane that (character) can kill off of that at (damage threshold)” and not “(player) might be the nastiest motherfucker alive”
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No, you wouldn't like melee if you could change the controls
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--WHAT IS BEING A MARINE, SOLDIER?
--SIR IT MEANS WHEN YOU ASK ME TO JUMP I ASK HOW HIGH SIR!
--GOOD. AND YOU, SOLDIER! WHAT ARE YOU?
--SIR I AM A UTILITARIAN SIR!
--AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
--SIR YOU ASK ME IF IT'S WRONG TO TORTURE BABIES FOR FUN AND I ASK FOR HOW MUCH FUN SIR
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Once again begging world history to stop overshadowing and interfering with my professional success and personal growth
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Accepting your animus will make you cool. Every woman who genuinely oozes coolness and swagger, and not merely prettiness, has an integrated animus. She’ll also know what she wants and be able to say yes or no clearly to it (becoming a whole woman means decisiveness, the egg chooses the sperm). She’ll be deeply honest and stand by her word and her decisions. An example of a celebrity with an integrated animus is Angelina Jolie.
Kirsty Mackenzie@kirstyiso
@theralkia What do women get when they accept their masculinity?
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America is an experiment to see if you can achieve the same result with just circuses, no bread.
🇵🇸 All 🇵🇸 Nazis 🇵🇸 Are 🇵🇸 Nonces 🇵🇸@allnaz1sRn0nces
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I was always warned about one guy at work and how he was a control freak. Finally ended up working with him and he was the easiest dude ever to get along with. He just wanted to get things done so we could chill and im all for that.
PoIiMath@politicalmath
My entire worldview is that Calvin's dad is not only correct about the definition of "control freak" but that people like Calvin's dad are the key to every good thing that we collectively enjoy
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i have learned that A: london isn’t even in the top 30 cities in the world by size and B: i have got to go to china
anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸@frogs4girls
i do not think i understood how large london is. this is a very large city.
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i remember some self hating indian on here called her iconic or mother or whatever for this and their followers piled on me when i pointed out this was a dickish thing to say
Amelie@amelieinnparis
I went to do a yoga class in L.A. recently and the 22-year-old girl behind the counter was like, 'Have you ever done yoga before?' And literally I turned to my friend, and I was like, 'You have this job because I've done yoga before.'" - Gwyneth Paltrow
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Autistic people who specced into manually-learned social skills get oracle-zoned rather than passing for allistic.
You generally get seen as a useful and interesting font of mysterious wisdom, not as a fellow normal person who should be socially included.
Polychromatic Swarm 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🦄(they/them)@blue_rookery
@DataFrill_56 @suchnerve haha fun that you think having the special interest actually makes you pass. tbf, i kinda did for a few decades, but the energy expenditure broke me and i’m physically disabled now too, and cannot mask *at all* so now i just use my knowledge of human behavior against them
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Many Veterans and many civilians will both tell you that war is for suckers.
Jeet Heer@HeerJeet
The US has elected three presidents who evaded service in Vietnam War (Clinton, Bush, Trump). It has repeatedly rejected candidates who served in Vietnam with distinction (Gore, Kerry, McCain). The logical conclusion is US public doesn't care about this stuff. Maybe they should, but they don't.
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