Salaash

To African presidents. If you get the favor of the people to serve them, Fanya kazi wacha sarakasi When elections come again kindly enable and allow democratic elections If you lose you retire to your families. If you win you continue with the good work. Suluhu Idi Amin mama

@WilliamsRuto Happy Easter Mr. president. May this Easter bring new beginnings for us as a country and as a people. May the bad go and be repented and may the new week usher in new beginnings for us. may new hope be found within us and may our leaders be a form of help and inspiration

My pal alidate Dem mwengine hapo mkale for 4 years then day ya graduation alicheki bwanake mse wa KDF amekuja na watoto wake watano kwa probox..hiyo siku tulishinda locals😂😂

Some people only apologize to restore access, not to repair harm

@MahikRani50377 her life

🧐🤔 Challenge 🤔🧐

You are looking for approval in a world that nailed a flawless man.

@Entr_dawood If you have land nunua condoo kike 7 na 1 good Ram.

Ukiweka Ksh 100,000 kwa MMF itakupea 1K per month. That's good money compared saving in a bank

@thebigdammy you make pepperoni

When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade out of it. So what if life gives you pepper???

@onetruechap we have seen men using women to fleece other men

word 😂

@tii_bag things that never happened

My neighbour divorced his wife last month and that divorce really broke him,he's never been himself ever since. Today his ex wife wedded that same laywer that took her through the divorce. We are coming back home to the sad news that my neighbour hanged himself 💔

@Finehairr_ one senior person is enough. 2 at most.

Being interviewed by a panel of 8 MFs for a job offering 30k is insane mahn!

@tii_bag @TanoAyo same procedure

There was an open position at my workplace and I informed my friend who was job hunting. He is well qualified for that position, he brought in his CV in less than 24 hours and since the HR was my guy I told her to ensure my guy's cv got to the boss on top and I asked the HR for the sample of questions to be asked since she was typing them. He was invited with 9 other people and when he went in he nailed every question effortlessly. Everyone was impressed and we were pretty sure he got the job. Today,lo and behold,we had a new staff: a young lady,elegantly dressed and she wasn't even part of the candidates interviewed

@SharonO44776 you don't get pregnant for a man only. you get pregnant for yourself too

Unabody shame mwanamke amekuzalia 4 kids you fool?? At this point, zalia mwanaume at your own risk Buana y'all need to give me 1 million reasons as to why I should get pregnant for a man

@WKavengi things that never happened

The village is always an interesting place coz in the matatu, just before the trip to town 40km away, one of the passengers said he forgot his phone at home and the driver drove us all back to his homestead to get his phone.

@astraiaintel This how Hitler was made. another Hitler is on the way. a few years from now

Extremely powerful footage from the archives. A Ukrainian FPV operator spares the life of an unarmed Russian enemy who was abandoned to his fate by his comrades, instead dropping him water and a note on how to surrender. This is peak humanity.

@polo_kimanii we you in Ntulele today Kimani?

We are in ngong today #RutoMustGo

@BabereCity Continue being the HR of your family.

😢My husband has been dating every maid we employ,what can I do to stop this please cause I have just fired our 13th maid💔😭

@Kikigigs wapi evidence

I was denied a chance here,simplify before nilikataa kudinywa😭

The moment you decide to live honestly, every relationship you have will either deepen or die.

@jojo__joe be careful babaa. if anything happens to that young champ you are cooked

Mtoi wa jirani loves spending time at my place. Kumbe he knocked leo while I was dead asleep na sikuskia. Mama yake ndio sai ananiaambia venye the little boy cried so much bc I didn't open the door for him. I'm really heartbroken ngl. I guess we'll have to spend some time tonight

'I love you' is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'you' is a variable.