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@Nigel_Farage Is it a Russian poll?

BREAKING The mainstream media are trying to stitch us up because they are terrified. A new poll just out puts us on 21% — 3 points ahead of the Conservatives.

Our server has been down for hours now and no sign of it in the contabo status page and no response to support requests. I expected better of contabo really after all these years of being a customer with several servers with you #contabo @ContaboCom

@elonmusk Aren’t starships meant to go to the stars? This is only going into earth orbit.

Starship is ready to fly

#octaplus #OctaplusInternet internet issues yet again. This time some sites are loading and some are not. 4G internet on phone working perfectly so not a general issue that seems to apply to other ISPs.

@iadzez @ChomboSoup Same here. We’ve got sky stream lol.

#Octaplus #OctaplusInternet No surprise but the internet is down again... Great value means nothing when you are unable to connect to the internet, and the help desk phone never gets answered. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

@Dummi95218 @ChomboSoup @CityFibre Since around 10am this morning. This has happened every now and then to a smaller degree though. Also I’ve never had the 900 Mbps download and upload speed they claim I’m paying for.

@BogOffYou @ChomboSoup @CityFibre What I meant was are there other @cityfibre providers such as Vodafone experiencing the same problem. I can’t find any reports of such issues so it seems as usual it’s only #octaplus who is affected. My feeling is that they are trying to use @cityfibre as a scapegoat.

@ssandison @ChomboSoup @CityFibre I am with cityfibre supplied by Octoplus. No internet since 10am. Appears to be an issue with CityFibre.

@ChomboSoup Are they in breach of contract for not providing customer service phone service? I’d quite like to switch to another provider as their service seems to be affected by these random issues pretty often. I don’t buy that it’s @CityFibre which other providers are affected?

@rickygervais I bet she’s done more than Karl!

She's done fuck all today.

@rickygervais Is this in addition to other stuff or is this all you’d have in the world?

You can only keep 3. Bottled water, hairdryers, stretching, taxis, social media, lying, potatoes, sunblock, parties, sitting down, gossiping, umbrellas, radio, condiments.

@newshound2013uk @Soxthewavingcat @Mike_Fabricant It may be happening globally but we’re down against the dollar and the euro too so we’re performing the worst. I wonder what you’ll come up with when we’re at the bottom. I quite like gutters probably. It’s the freedom they offer from mortgage payments.

@Soxthewavingcat @Mike_Fabricant "market after the pound has crashed" There are more currencies and markets than the pound sterling and the UK. Look at the Euro that has been low against sterling for a while and the US markets. twitter.com/Schuldensuehne…

I am blocking anyone who is obscene or personal. If you can’t think of anything clever to tweet, don’t bother!

@afneil Why don’t we just get back to basics here @afneil and ask the simple questions. Why did Trump take these documents? Why would he need them?

Spectator US edition: Cleaning house at the FBI and Justice Department spectatorworld.com/topic/clean-ho…

@JayThickhead1 @cocolicious2022 @Superliberty76 @sue_ecampbell @Hoont You’re still living as if it was 250 years ago if you can’t adapt your constitution to modern times. Very sad that you feel the need to attack people with phrases such as penal colony etc. You can do as you please though as the stats about the two countries speak for themselves.

I ran from a mass shooting today with my two little girls in my arms. We got separated from my wife. We hid behind a car and then sheltered in the apartment of some good Samaritans for 5 hours watching swat teams from the windows. We are all ok but we’re angry, very very angry.

@swanage123 @pievesolutions @RunoPb @Councillorsuzie At least they were real hospitals lol. Where’s the 40 Boris promised?

@pievesolutions @RunoPb @Councillorsuzie At a price that would have bought more than 10 for each one …

I’m sorry I don’t believe him..

@rickygervais Not sure about the John Cleese one to be honest @rickygervais.

When I started out in stand up, my secret wish was to simply be part of the gang. Can’t decide which quote I’m most proud of. #Heroes

Dropped off two parcels at the same time to a @DPDgroup_news drop off point. One has been delivered and one is still at the shop. The most valuable one weirdly. Not expecting a good outcome here. Apparently #DPD don't have a use for a phone system either.

@myownalias Yeah that’s starting to happen to me too lol.

@myownalias In comparison to what you see on the screen I mean.

@myownalias I started off watching cinematic drone videos over nice landscapes. But I don’t know how to do any of that so I’ve done what I’ve done. I’m trying to learn a few more skills. Today I tried to strafe nice buildings in Veliko but what you see with your eyes is different really.