Saurav Shrestha

@JimColeIsHere @ElijahSchaffer None of them work? Oh my sweet summer child. I’ll let you indulge in your baseless fantasy. Keep believing that. It’s very healthy for your mental health and outlook.

@ElijahSchaffer None of them work. They have late parties every night. Outside.

Dallas, Texas is quickly becoming unlivable with the Indian invasion

@benjamin_horne The funny thing is your post is the procedurally generated crap that’s binning a huge diverse set of thoughts into one stereotype. Hope you feel proud of feeling better than millions of humans. You are truly special in your thoughts.

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm. If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends. In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.” You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book. Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references. You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject. You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later. When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you. The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

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@TheLaurenChen Everything revolves around the cost of labor. The cost of labor is dictated by the supply and demand of labor. Hope that answers your question.

Why are restaurants so expensive in the West? I'm honestly asking. In Asia people eat out almost every day, there are options cheaper than cooking for yourself. But even "street food" is expensive here. I paid $17 for 4 tacos out of a truck from a guy who spoke no English.

@TiffanyFong He’s Nepali but don’t let that stop you, queen! Fire those cannons!

“Mom how did we get so rich?” “An Indian man claimed I called his wife a little Asian fish head with no cannons.”

@OldGreggRussell @invaderalex Damn man lol. I mean I see the issues on both sides but the boomer condescension is just next level. Who hurt you guys?

@invaderalex Try to do it without whining all the time, maybe that will work.

It's significantly easier to have a proper discussion with a Japanese person on twitter through auto translate than with a Boomer in my own language.

@ryansatin And we had limp Bizkit and linkin park and damn man. Life was so fucking good

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials. Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect. Social media + rage bait ruined that

@Samaytwt As a developer worth his or her salt: the laptop on which they are more productive on is the better one for coding you engagement farming slut!

Be honest As a developer which laptop is better for coding Macbook Gaming

@CalisthenicKyle I don’t go to the gym to just work out. I go to socialize. We are not the same.

Strongly advise more to free themselves from the gym. Cancel it. Use that money to DCA into assets instead. You don’t need a gym… you are a gym… and one of the best! Literally just Jumping in your living room TRUMPS anything you can do in the gym. Let that sink in.

@devahaz All the news about layoffs are simply trimming the fat. They over hired. All of them. The golden age of Patagonia girls and their lattes are coming to an abrupt end.

Wtf LinkedIn has 17,500 employees!???!!

@nypost Hubba hubba!

JPMorgan exec Lorna Hajdini sues ex-banker Chirayu Rana for defamation over 'sex slave' allegations trib.al/HUqeZGL

@CACandChill So simple. Why you guys crying wolf all the time? If that happens then I become 10x better at my job. Learn some skills geez

Software engineers, imagine AI becomes 10x better at coding in 3 years. what are you doing next?

I actually didn’t like any of these “top rated” games. I guess the first/third person RPG just isn’t it for me. Weirdly DK Bonanza is my go to game. Or perhaps it’s the mobility thus the availability of my switch 2.

@MRinvestor89272 @xevekiah Incel detected.

@xevekiah Is it too much for me to say what a weak man…. Never live or die for another person, move on find someone new. Why let one woman determine your fate

What changed me was watching my dad beg my mom not to leave after 14 years of marriage, and said she never really loved him. only to find out there was already someone else. Months after they separated, he admitted he had known for a long time that there was another person. He just stayed quiet because he didn’t want our family to break apart. One night he said, “If I didn’t have children, I would’ve ended my life already.” That sentence never left me. And yet somebody would still easily tell us “That’s still your mom.” Fuck that.

@kvh_8100 I’ve been WFH since 2010. Couldn’t put up w traffic or office politics tbh.

Worked from home again today, how do people do it regularly? It’s so depressing

I have a feeling I’m gonna love Baldurs Gate 3 cuz I’m a huge fan of Divinity 1 & 2. But this whole ordeal taught me something about myself. I really like rts genre.

So I bought a PS5 pro. Got the usual smattering of single player games. RDR2 — not bad but didn’t love it. Ghost of Tsushima — looked good for a bit but hated it 20 hours in. Ghost of Yotei — straight up returned unopened copy Overcooked 2 — LOVE playing this w my daughter

@townhallcom The list comes for all

UPDATE: Siraj has been fired and is now being escorted off the premises.

Everyone is a founder.

Genuinely serious question: whatthefuck