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@ssocynical

so cynical 망설이면 too late, 너-너와 glowing 🪼⋆。𖦹° (i'm the child of my mother, new england born and raised)

she/her Katılım Ekim 2013
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TeaOla@togekissqueen·
whitney's miltank when she debuted:
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TeaOla@togekissqueen·
me: "lapras, use perish song!" lapras:
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The blowjob insists upon itself
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now what
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jordan@ssocynical·
@fushifty this global passive got you all fucking taking five steps forward in to the enemy team still wondering why you're fucking exploding lmao
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jordan@ssocynical·
@fushifty it's because you are my dps and you're not killing anything and you're also not doing anything to make it reasonable for me to heal you so i'll go moira ans my duo will go zen and we'll be the dps now it's ok ❤️ you just go touch their spawn door and die and go gg no heals
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℮ 🖤@fushifty·
when the healbotting supp gets off whatever they’re on to swap to the super mechanically challenging hero moira and u see the switch in they brain get flipped in real time and they start playing supp like a tracer wit perma recall
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jordan@ssocynical·
also if you weirdos find this my replies are off i will never get asingle notification LMFAO
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jordan@ssocynical·
idk man gen z so puritanical now that all sex is bad and i don't think they realize their contribution to conservatism but you can't tell them this bc they think they're so woke for it
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jordan@ssocynical·
@rhodeislander i booked mark this one to be funny but i just saw you tweeted about going to woonsocket yesterday and first, i am sorry and second that's funny as fuck
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Rhode Islander@rhodeislander·
Literally every single Tweet I have made in the past year has at least one bookmark. Creepy. I can only hope it's a vindictive ex and not, let's say, La Cosa Nostra.
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Andrew Nielsen ♿️⬇️🏢🇨🇦
You BROKE MY HEART @BlueJays!💔 In ‘24, you opened this ♿️ area, but sold spots to many people who didn’t need them. In ‘25, you tried to rectify this mistake and more disabled fans got in. In ‘26, you made these STH seats and now only 11 instead of 891 fans will enjoy them.😡
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Andrew Nielsen ♿️⬇️🏢🇨🇦@AndrewONielsen

Very disappointed @TicketmasterCA @Ticketmaster. Bought field level wheelchair accessible seats only to be asked to leave because you labelled them incorrectly on your website. Told my seats at the top. 😡Nice to see so many people using mobility devices enjoying these seats. 😡

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Luna ♀ ♋@LunaM656·
@neon_heartbeat @QueenMab87 I don't believe men are women, no. By all means, let us argue about that rather than the important point I just mentioned. I'd love to sit here and talk to you about men having even more rights.
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Vrilliam Black@blackvrilled·
@locr1ann @Leannenist “Reasonably skinny looking in clothes” aka not actually skinny. And six feet is tall. Sorry that I can recognize reality I’m 6’0 and 155. If you have 50 lbs of fat on me that is excessive
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