@RobProvince I've been "price per ounce" shopping forever. If it's not on the label I'll calculate that shit myself. Everything from beer to cat litter. Miller lite has a crackhead doing their pricing bc it often doesn't make sense.
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Your friendly neighborhood forklift certified machinist. Flowers on my dick and bees all around. Nogger extremist. YOU ALL HANDLE MY ASS PENNIES!
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@braxton_mccoy That's most of my friends lol. I'm almost 44 and my step daughter is 18. My infant daughter is 9 months today. My life is constant insanity.
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FNG yapping about how stupid and horrible it would be to be 42 years old and have an 18 year old child.
To me, who is 41 soon and has an 18 year old kid.
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@fakeftedd Looks, left. Usefulness, right.
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I got followed by like 5 hoe bots today, which is way more than the usual 1-2 a week that I normally have to block. Did something happen?
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@DissidentMedia When I was, a young boy, my grandma, took me to the mall fountain....,
and always gave me pennies to toss in and make wishes.
That world no longer exists.
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We should have known America was dying when the mall fountains turned off.
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@T00ManyCommies "Awesome, thanks. When and where are you doing this again and how many times can I collect on this?"
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Hell, I'm already ugly. May as well have the money too.
Bella@BellaBaddie__
If someone handed you $8000 but said it was because you're ugly, would you take it???
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@bitter_german I skimmed past a headline yesterday that said she was found alive.
More at 11.
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I hope Vedder holsters are decent because I have two coming.
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The more Israeli history you know
The more pro Israel you will be.
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@Brianhelt674541 @EdLatimore Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
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The Tenderloin or Skid Row.
Just depends on your personality, really
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
What are the best camping spots in california?
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@RepMikeQuigley It was never *ONLY* about illegal immigration.
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The Trump administration is now telling people who entered the country legally to “go home” and apply for green cards there. These are immigrants already legally working in the United States.
It was never about illegal immigration.
The Hill@thehill
Trump directs legal migrants to return to home country to apply for green cards thehill.com/homenews/admin…
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it’s funny how when there’s a three day weekend and you work a corporate job, everyone collectively agrees it’s actually a four day weekend and no real work gets done on Friday
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you’re gonna marry a girl that calls you a faggot
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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@FkdUpEvilWizard @GENIC0N WHAT THE FUCK DOES ROBOTICALLY FERTILE MEAN?!
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@GENIC0N Which robots? Have i secretly cultivated a friendship with a sympathetic one (petite, robotically fertile) while in captivity who will spare me at the fatal moment and turn on her robot comrades because true love always triumphs?
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If robots were hunting you down in the forest do you think you'd be able to escape with your life?
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@GENIC0N Are these robots designed for forest hunting?
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Day 3 still had no hot water, but we boiled water and bathed with that.
Day 4, Yay hot water! Aaaaaand it's gone again, but we all got a hot shower.
Today, Day 5, no hot water, and an email saying the boiler needs to be replaced and wont be up and running until Tuesday FML
Still Bonus Dad, Now with Added Real Dad@stabbatical
Day 2 of my entire apartment community not having hot water bc we're all on a single boiler and it needs some part that was supposed to be here today, but, clearly...
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@stabbatical No but you engaging provides an algorithmic boost to their post so it’s more likely to appear in other people’s feeds
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Please stop interacting with the Krassenstein’s, they say these things to make you mad so you’ll engage with their tweets so they get more money. Stop giving them money! I don’t care how awful you think the thing they said was, do not engage with a Krassenstein!
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