Stabby Jesus

#COVID19 A FUCKING THREAD DETAILING WHY CLAIRE HEPWORTH OBE IS A HUMAN IDIOT I will contextualize COVID19 by explaining MRSA and Flu. MRSA is a bacterial infection, Flu is a viral infection, both are relevant to the context of this pandemic. /1

Hardly surprising they'd brief sycophants for positive spin than actually tell the public what's going on

This is the scene at O’Hare airport. The traveler who took the photo said it’s a 6-hour wait for bags then on to customs for 2-4 more of waiting in shoulder-to-shoulder crowds. Police are handing out water and disinfectant wipes. @fly2ohare #ord #coronavirus #COVID19

@stabby_jesus @MattHancock Socialism for the rich austerity for the rest. The blue Wall neoliberal never wanted their country back. youtu.be/X9US9v0ndus solidarity comrade

@cool_grandad @MattHancock And to you my friend #solidarity

NEWS: My Telegraph article on the next stage of our #coronavirus plan: We must all do everything in our power to protect lives telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/…

⚠️ Finally Boris has decided to take this virus seriously ⚠️ They have now decided they are going to test EVERYONE for the virus... All you need to do is send a stool sample off to 10 Downing Street , Westminster, London. SW1A2AA. 👍 You're welcome.

@MattChorley @jimwaterson @MattHancock This is a global pandemic and public advice is being treated as Premium content. Its becoming like a sick joke. No-one knows what to do. No-one has any clue what the advice is. They are losing control

@Cornish_Damo @MattHancock Yes indeed. The rest of Cabinet have been silent, backbenchers have made more comment, mostly critical. @Conservatives , why is it that the government are so talentless & pathetic under Johnson? Why are they silent & clearly the worst of us? Eton? Bullingdon? #Greed?incompetence?

@cool_grandad @MattHancock Of course there's money for the market tho, always got a few billion spare coins for the market

@stabby_jesus @MattHancock One thing you will never hear them talk about and we had provisions for them in our manifesto no veteran will be left without a place of their own and get the medical help they need.

Remember when Richard Branson's house on his pissy island nearly blew away? That was a good day.

“This is the time for working together.” In a coordinated show of unity on Friday, leaders in Europe said they would spend hundreds of billions of euros to prevent the coronavirus outbreak from provoking a deep recession or financial crisis. nyti.ms/2IOXSrC

The latest government decision not to publish evidence of research into the grooming gangs evidenced in my previous post shows that this is not a party political issue.... but it’s definitely a pattern of secrecy....which we must challenge! politicalite.com/corbyn/labour/…

Nearly 70% of Americans consider themselves middle-class but only 50% of the U.S. actually is. Here's how much money you have to earn to be considered middle-class. (via @CNBCMakeIt) cnb.cx/2U79Rq1

Some ape and his missus filling two trolleys with bog rolls in Tesco. Four elderly ladies trying to get a couple of packs each. They were feeling intimidated, I stepped in took packets of bog rolls out of the apes trolley and gave them to the elderly couples. Selfish arsewipes

@TheVeganGrind Cunt

@SilkenWizard Fuck off you prick

I will state again that I do indeed hate every single vegan personally I've had enough of cognitive dissonance and pseudoscience and semantic fucking debates. Fucking get off you twats!

Boris 🤡 “Let’s all get the virus plan” 😱 “we don’t like it!!” Todays 2min newspaper review it’s a classic 😎

@PeterStefanovi2 fucking hell I'm well pleased with this!! Though I might get tired of him saying 'now hang on a minute' every time I sneeze