stacey wardrup

@VolatileOptions $SPY

@Equity4Equality @jimmyfallon I actually wrote my congressman about 10 years ago with this suggestion. I never got a reply. 😞

@jimmyfallon Daylight savings: just split the difference already. A permanent 1/2 hour adjustment... Seriously, how hard is that. A literal compromise. Oh wait, this is Congress I'm talking about. #TheyNeedToFix

It's Hashtags time! Tell us a weird or funny problem that needs a solution, then tag it with #TheyNeedToFix. Could be on the show!

@Ambear819 @jimmyfallon Yes! One restaurant we go to puts pool noodles in those gaps.

@jimmyfallon #TheyNeedToFix the gap in the stall doors in public restrooms. Please.

@ChettyFun @jimmyfallon Hysterical. This is how I know when deer season rolls around again.

@SeinfeldTV 🏌️ 🐳

Reply with your favorite Seinfeld episode using only emojis! #EmojiDay 🤔

@otclawyers I want to see this list!

Great news $GVSI

@MoonMarket_ Please say Pink!!!!!

Exciting Announcements the week of May 3. $INND, What could this be 🤔

@GregAbbott_TX Please let it be the 700 block of Kentucky St! 🤞🤞🤞

UPDATE: 400,000 more homes had power restored this morning. Expect more during the day.

@GregAbbott_TX South Tx- Hill Country so I can eat great Mexican food for every meal.

@tomselliott @AOC This is like a Seinfeld episode....”let’s all wear name tags so we can be friendly and call each other by name on the street”.

In a bid to revitalize the USPS, @aoc proposes a “national progressive penpal program” to boost stamp sales.

lost cat in graham, tx area. cat is a white unknown lostmykitty.com/details.cfm?pe… #LostPets #MissingPets #LostCat

Family & I love to guess what’s the 1st sound after the introduction: “Elevator Bell” or “Telephone ring”. @NCIS_CBS

@lancearmstrong Local artist painted this at our gym when it opened. Get to look at it everyday. Loved this time in Le Tour. #teampostal.

Sad day for our little town. #harrisonbrown

@kayleewardrup it's the downfall of education. Ppl think that it's a great idea are those not in the classroom. (Principals, etc)

@kellierasberry Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the Flies

@JonDorenbos you are a class act. You make the world a better place. #AGTFinale