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U.S. military says forces have halted most maritime trade entering and leaving Iran

@GavMcCracken My condolences

boots on the ground this weekend my entire portfolio is going to 0

@DarioCpx All time highs baby get your Italian Vaseline ready your asshole is about to get La Dolce Vita'd you bear short unAmerican non patriot

Just woke up - my timeline is overflowing of all sort of US jawboning from Trump, Vance, and all other directions. WTI May26 trades below 90$ vs Spot prices at ~130$ and I noticed Iran major authorities and spokespeople have been very quiet for the past 48h Did I miss anything?

@chrismartenson @RapidResponse47 @MariaBartiromo you hate American Exceptionalism - now you will learn a lesson

@RapidResponse47 @MariaBartiromo I no longer believe any economic or energy statistics put out by the US government.

.@MariaBartiromo on the March producer price index: "These are fantastic numbers... these numbers are much better than expected."

TRUMP IS THE MODERN DAY EXAMPLE OF IF YOU MANIFEST GREATNESS YOU WILL GET GREATNESS ITS WHAT AMERICA WAS BUILT ON $NVDA $SPY its what American exceptionalism is - all the bears will be put on crosses and crucified for everyone to see - NEVER BET AGAINTS AMERICA - LIBERTY, FREEDOM, AND THE PURSUIT

@Mike_Hunt_Sr TRUMP IS ACTUALLY EVERYONES REAL BIOLOGICAL DAD $SPY $NVDA

I mean I was joking wtf is happening

@Pdub1231 @hkuppy Deja vu all over again

@hkuppy Hertz next?

Large fund blowing up short $CAR is sooooo 2021…. For fuk’s sake, stop shorting “Project Zimbabwe” Doesn’t matter if you think this is peak earnings this century…

@APompliano America is the greatest nation in the history of humanity - Never bet against America or you will need copious amounts of Vaseline

Think of all the chaos and uncertainty so far this year... And stocks still found a way to go up. Never, ever bet against America 🇺🇸

@TradesByC WORLD PEACE - Donald TRUMP PORMISED WORLD PEACE AND THE STRAIT IS OPEN!!!!!!

$SPY $QQQ Can anyone tell me what happened in the final 10 minutes today? 1/3 of todays gains came in that final candle🤣

@toiletkingcap @grok please answer his original tweet like an absolute moron

lol it is absolutely blowing my mind that "the largest energy shock of all time" means nothing to the market. i understand it may not mean catastrophe if fixed quickly, but how in the world are indexes higher? please explain to me like im an absolute moron

Anyone who believes this is retarded - with the technical knowledge of physics/nuclear PHDs and 20 YEARS later what do you think they have deep under the mountains..... this excerpt is describing tech from 2003!!!! laser enrichment technologies in the west are only beginning to be commercialized today in 2026 >>>Historical Background In the late 1990s–early 2000s, Iran secretly pursued laser isotope separation (mainly AVLIS — Atomic Vapor Laser Isotope Separation, and some MLIS work) at the Lashkar Ab'ad (or Lashkar Abad) pilot plant near Hashtgerd. Between 2002 and 2003, they conducted small-scale experiments using about 22 kg of undeclared natural uranium metal, achieving low levels of enrichment (average 8–9%, with some samples up to ~15%). The facility never became fully operational due to difficulties acquiring key components (e.g., electron beam guns) from abroad. Iran dismantled the equipment in 2003 and moved it to storage at Karaj. This was one of Iran's safeguards violations revealed to the IAEA in 2003.<<< as a country that wants to expand their nuclear power and not have it blown to fucking smithereens by the yankees it would be in the national interest to not use gaseous centrifuge enrichment and continue to develop shit that is much more compact and can be hidden deep in the mountains. @calvinfroedge

Looks like the Yankees struck Choghadak near BuCHEHR NPP - host to IRGC airbase .... i can't exactly make it out but the high voltage power lines from Buchehr look like they run through Choghadak ..... @calvinfroedge could be something to monitor as it would be a way to force a LOOP/SCRAM shutdown of the VVER reactors and switch to diesel powered cooling $SPY $NVDA - bullish for more sp500 pumping

RUSSIA'S ROSATOM CHIEF SAYS EVACUATION FROM BUCHEHR NUCLEAR POWER PLANT HAS BEGUN.

@calvinfroedge hhahahaha bullish!!!! SP500 to 9000 NOW!!!!!! #NUKEMAXXING

Always a good sign

@DarioCpx Greatest power move would be to go along with the US (knowing the stock market drives alot of policy decision) and then unleash a bigger attack on Tel Aviv/oil infrastructure/intel plants

US Navy SOH blockade starts USN ship approaches Iran tanker IRCG Navy warning USN ship begins boarding IRCG Navy attack USN ship hit US retaliation bombing campaign begins Iran counteroffensive on Saudi, UAE and Israel 🇺🇸 Ground invasion countdown begins You are welcome

@DarioCpx why are you against peace you anti American terrorist! Peace should be celebrated.

Has anyone seen the NYP article that claims Iran is study plans to end uranium enrichment? Cannot find it anywhere on the NYP website, but all news aggregators on X are somehow reporting the headline 🤔

@DarioCpx x.com/staffpro11/sta… I called it last night. It was so Obvious... entire X was calling for down/crash

💯 the dumbest financial market in the history of mankind

@bennpeifert @lebanesesami Nukemaxxing #greenpill #nukecel

@lebanesesami he's going to nuke everyone just to prove he can

We are living in the last days

China should blockade the US military blockade and create an Oreo sandwich blockade triple rainbow omg all the way $NVDA $SPY

@thetradingchick if you are truly "rich" then all the regular stuff is just a rounding error so it doesn't really matter who pays unless its like a yacht or a house/etc. For traditionality sake you may as well whip out your credit card and rack up the points...

If both people in a relationship are rich… who’s actually paying for things?

@calvinfroedge junglemaxxing

Such is the life of a goyim