Not That Covfefe

@RepThomasMassie You'll be primaried.

Happy Easter. I hope you are able to celebrate this holiday with family!

@lastnamenumber1 @c137tparker @MatrixMysteries Never a word was used. We are not the same. I mean, emojis?

@staggsdb @c137tparker @MatrixMysteries You still want to label me as your enemy when we agree. What would you call that 👀🥱

An American booked a honeymoon in Hawaii. The hotel room was already HUNDREDS of dollars. Then came $200 just to sit in a beach chair, $500 in resort fees, and daily parking on top of that. This is what corporate greed has done to travel in America.

@RedLineNewsUSA jury nullification.

Palm Bay, FL — A registered sex offender was found dismembered and stuffed into suitcases, dumped in the infamous “Compound” — a remote area known for crime and body dumps. Police say it reminded them of the show Dexter and believe the killer was targeting sex offenders. Vultures tipped off police. A 19-year-old has now been arrested for murder.

@JedediahBila BIsh has no table.

She doesn't deserve a DAMN thing. When you encounter this girl, cut her loose on the spot 👇

@GypsyPatriot_ Easter isn't about baskets..... derp

Don't forget...Walgreens is still open. Easter Baskets !!! 😂🐇

@HistorianUSA1 What's wrong with its eyebrows?

Hey MAGA 🚨 This liberal bride just sent out wedding invites with the disclaimer: “No bigotry (xenophobia, transphobia, and all the other made-up phobias) allowed.” Girl… your eyebrow didn’t get the memo. She is talking to us, MAGA 😂😂😂 That thing looks like a drunk Sharpie had a seizure and tried to draw a rollercoaster across your forehead 😂 One brow’s in witness protection, the other’s filing for divorce. Before you police everyone else’s “phobias,” maybe ban that eyebrow first — it’s the real hate crime here. Groom’s already practicing his pronouns… for the brow and learning how to pee sitting down. Who else can’t unsee this caterpillar crime scene? Drop a 😂 if you’re not attending 😂

@hissgoescobra @TheTeamHousePod @ntrickett16 Derp

For the “but it hurts China” people out there, listen to this answer on the question of whether we have a grand indo-pacific strategy for closing the Strait of Hormuz. Spoiler alert: there is none. @TheTeamHousePod @ntrickett16

@TheLaurenChen Cultural enrichment..... Wonderful.

How much do you want to bet they don't need to put security tags on the pork?

@zhehan0x lol...... just.... i don't know..... lol i mean......lol lol?

🚨🚨🚨 CHINA JUST SENT 25 AIRCRAFT AND 11 WARSHIPS AROUND TAIWAN. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨🚨🚨 While the ENTIRE world watches Iran, Beijing just ran its biggest show of force in weeks. Aircraft closer to the main island than previous patterns. Ships in positions they haven't held before. April 2. A Wednesday. Let that sink in. 💀 The US just pulled aircraft carriers OUT of the Pacific to fight Iran 💀 JASSM-ER cruise missiles originally stockpiled for a Taiwan scenario were redirected to the Middle East 💀 China resumed ADIZ flights the EXACT week Washington got distracted 💀 26 aircraft and 7 ships detected March 15 — 16 entering the ADIZ 💀 25 aircraft and 11 warships detected April 2 — some closer than ever 💀 Taiwan's opposition just BLOCKED $40,000,000,000 in drone and missile defense funding 💀 The KMT leader accepted an invitation to visit Beijing — first sitting chairperson in years 💀 PRC-linked firms caught building intelligence databases on EVERY major Taiwanese politician 💀 Type 039 submarines running surveillance disruption ops inside the Strait 💀 Coast Guard vessels patrolling the Taiwan Strait like it's Chinese territory 💀 PLA shifting from daily harassment to joint operations training — smarter and more coordinated 💀 Chinese state media running daily campaigns telling Taiwanese citizens American weapons don't work ⚠️ Taiwan scheduling Han Kuang invasion war games April 11-24 — simulating EXACTLY this scenario ⚠️ Taiwanese civilians making escape plans — moving assets to Japan, Singapore, Canada A friend of mine who works in Pacific defense analysis told me last week: "The drawdown is real. If something happens in the Strait in the next 90 days, we're thin. Thinner than anyone wants to admit publicly." That's when I knew this was real. They're showing you "routine military exercises." They're NOT showing you that the US Pacific arsenal is being drained in real-time to fight a different war on a different continent. Here's the logic — follow it carefully: → US pulls carriers and missiles from Pacific stockpiles → China watches every redeployment via satellite in real-time → PLA resumes flights around Taiwan immediately → Taiwan's own legislature blocks the defense budget → KMT leader visits Beijing voluntarily → Civilians start packing bags → Beijing tightens the noose without firing a single shot If this was "routine," why are Taiwanese civilians making personal evacuation plans RIGHT NOW? If this was "stable," why did Taiwan just schedule full-scale invasion war games? Complete silence. This is no longer a cross-strait dispute. This is a Pacific power vacuum — and China is filling it hour by hour. the next update on this is going to break the internet.. make sure you're following so you see it first. 🚨🚨🚨

@LibOrNormal No, no we can't

Can we all agree that the song "Rock Lobster" from the B52's is the worst song ever?!?!

@RINO_Removal Who are you clowns? Who is funding this grass roots????

The Massie Gallrein KY-04 race seems to be a hot button. Weigh in!

@stats_feed Canaduh at 4? You're high.

Most economically stable countries in 2025: 1. 🇦🇪 UAE 2. 🇨🇭Switzerland 3. 🇩🇪 Germany 4. 🇨🇦 Canada 5. 🇯🇵 Japan 6. 🇦🇺 Australia 7. 🇸🇪 Sweden 8. 🇩🇰 Denmark 9. 🇳🇱 Netherlands 10. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia ~ 11. 🇳🇴 Norway 13. 🇺🇸 USA 15. 🇦🇹 Austria 16. 🇬🇧 UK 17. 🇫🇮 Finland 19. 🇨🇳 China 20. 🇫🇷 France 23. 🇰🇷 South Korea 25. 🇪🇸 Spain 28. 🇮🇹 Italy 31. 🇷🇺 Russia 33. 🇨🇿 Czechia 34. 🇭🇺 Hungary 44. 🇹🇷 Türkiye 46. 🇸🇮 Slovenia 47. 🇮🇳 India 50. 🇧🇷 Brazil 53. 🇪🇬 Egypt 57. 🇲🇽 Mexico 61. 🇦🇷 Argentina 62. 🇿🇦 South Africa 63. 🇮🇷 Iran 70. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan 82. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh 86. 🇰🇪 Kenya 89. 🇺🇦 Ukraine According to the US News and World Report

@ScanticAntiques @mtgreenee @grok What a retarded thing to ask grok. Fun fact, South America, by far, had more slaves shipped over. But, being retarded, you wouldn't know that.

@mtgreenee @Grok who had it worse subjectively. Jesus Christ or a 1850's African Slave in the Southern part of the United States?

Jesus paid a price for each of us that is beyond comprehension. ❤️

@mtgreenee Okay Judas.

@MLB @astros Solid performance. @Rangers you still in 2nd? lil 'stros.

Tatsuya Imai had it all working for him in his second Major League start 🔥

May is coming.... KY-04 will be liberated.

@joni_askola You're on his platform goofball.

Musk really had it all: He could have been one of the coolest guys on the planet if he had just stayed a goofy tech and space billionaire. Instead, he chose to back fascism and become a threat to democracy

@usuallypregnant Social Media, that's what happened.

We used to have high-quality women. What happened?

@Ruthie2U @MassieforKY Boy, you're going to have the sads in May. Prepare.

Ed follows his millionaire donors. Massie follows the Constitution. The choice is simple.@MassieforKY

@AzPetrich He also wasn't anything like you, weirdo.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.