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@statelypenguin

a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash

the heart of it all Katılım Mart 2007
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Phill@skeleGG_·
@jamiedupree “Far left think tank is worried our elections can’t be cheated anymore since it will hurt the Democrats.”
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
A new toy for adults is gaining massive popularity online. A mini Porsche for drifting. It is equipped with an electric motor, weighs only 110 kg and is designed for one adult. The cost is about $6,000. [📹insolstar_official]
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Foster the Prankster
Foster the Prankster@FosterThePrnxtr·
@BrndnStrssng @pops3284 "Antivax sentiment" Lmfao imagine having to cope so hard after knowing that you let Epstein's friends inject you with toxic mystery juice? Fucking loser
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Cuck Norris
Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@wife_terry83343 @TonyLaneNV I love how you managed to take a discussion about dogs and turn it around and demonstrate how stupid you are yourself
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TerrysWife@wife_terry83343·
@TonyLaneNV love my dogs. I don’t vaccinate my dogs just as I don’t get vaccinated. I do not take them to a public park where dogs are not on leashes ever
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
🚨 Dog park chaos. Two dogs start fighting… and suddenly it turns into a debate between the owners. One guy says, “Your dog should’ve been on a leash.” But isn’t the whole point of a dog park to let them run free? So what’s the rule - leash up for safety or let them roam like it’s meant for? Where do you stand? 🐶 ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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Jake Sherman
Jake Sherman@JakeSherman·
NEWS: @SpeakerJohnson told a room of GOP donors at a party retreat in Florida that Rep. NEAL DUNN (R-Fla.) may have a terminal diagnosis, according to multiple sources present. DUNN, 73, has said he will not resign before the end of his term. He is not running for reelection to his strong GOP seat in the Florida panhandle. @PunchbowlNews text subscribers got it first.
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Cuck Norris
Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@MeidasTouch How can anyone be surprised a dumb cunt demonstrates why she is a dumb cunt
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MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
Lauren Boebert is asked to define “inflation.” It does not go well.
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signüll@signulll·
zohran mamdani gave out $35 per hour to shovel snow to any person, so naturally each side walk intersection is now being shoveled by like 7 ppl. this is exactly how the government operates: without thinking about any second order affects & also because spending other ppl’s money (tax) is super duper easy. show me the incentives & i will show you the outcome.
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Cuck Norris
Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@Kelly4Info @Ds785James @factpostnews You posted a shitty link that didn’t say what you said it said and when called out you blamed the link and not the dumbfuck (you) behind the post.
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Kelly’s Ghost
Kelly’s Ghost@Kelly4Info·
Controlled media can make you believe what they want seeeeeeeee. just raising the numbers doesn’t make ppl safe d.a. Controlled media is TOLD what to say lmfao and still ppl dont get it. EPA to raise limits for radiation exposure while Canada turns off fallout detectors naturalnews.com/031963_radiati…
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FactPost@factpostnews·
The EPA has drafted new rules to increase the level of "forever chemicals" that can be legally present in public drinking water.
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@tsteele93 @kahntweets @signulll You got proof that a for profit company doing time sensitive emergency work wouldn’t try to charge as much as humanly possible. You anti-government dipshits are the same ones who cheered on doge as it hacked the government but somehow ended up costing more money.
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Tom Steele@tsteele93·
You are trying to tell us a private company would have charged 10X but there are 10-15 people per street corner being paid to shovel the snow with this plan? I think you are making up numbers. Clearly this could have been done with a fraction of the people that were hired for a fraction of the cost that was spent.
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@kahntweets @signulll No fuckin doubt. Everyone talks like these companies that would clean it are cheap. They bill the fuck out the city and the taxpayer picks up the bill, making a small handful of rich assholes even richer.
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kahn@kahntweets·
@signulll Alternative would’ve been A) sidewalks remain covered in snow B) city pays a private company 10x what mamdani paid out to get the job done *slower* People don’t realise what he’s essentially done is pump money into the economy. These people are going to spend this cash.
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@SoveyX Saw the movie in theater and I don’t remember seeing any buttholes
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Sovey@SoveyX·
I’m the first in my bloodline to read this sentence.
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
Can you imagine being pulled in front of the Boomer Tribunal for using the wrong kind of bird feed on your own property
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Moni 💕
Moni 💕@MoniFunGirl·
I live in Maine, the state runs snow plows when it starts snowing. They run all through the storm so this doesn’t happen. The incompetence here is astounding, 30” of snow or not. We’ve had ‘feet’ of snow here. This video is from Providence Rhode Island 24 hrs after the storm.
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@EdFigarsky @MoniFunGirl No they didn’t. People just didn’t drive as much. Heavy snow storms meant you might not be going anywhere for a week.
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Ed Figarsky
Ed Figarsky@EdFigarsky·
@MoniFunGirl Funny, they used to know how to handle this in the 60s and 70s, but back then older men with experience ran things. Now freaks and geeks pushed the boring types out and we’re left with a circus.
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Soccer Thoughts@_SoccerThoughts·
@AlexiLalas What do Pulisic or McKennie have to do to get a Presidential Medal of Freedom?
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Alexi Lalas@AlexiLalas·
That was fun. 🇺🇸
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@adamkjohnston Aren’t you federalist dipshits all about what the founding fathers wanted or something? Sounds like you think they might have been fallible, but only because they weren’t bigoted enough for you.
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Political Polls
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers·
New - Fetterman Approval Trand (vs 2023) 🔵 Democrats: -40 (Was +68) 🔴 Republicans: +55 (was -78) Quinnipiac
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Cuck Norris@statelypenguin·
@EricMGarcia Yeah this would be great if you want young people to sit out again. Shit shit shit stance on Israel. And a new shit stance on war with Iran.
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