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@staticeggs

i love my husband @jav0er

Sweden Katılım Nisan 2016
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elisa@staticeggs·
I WANT TO RIP MY FLESH OFF ALL OF IT OFF OF MY BONES OMGGGGGG
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🔻🚀 Insert 🇵🇸🪂@Insert66438804·
My wife has started doing what she calls “Israeli tickling” which is where she tickles me and then screams if I retaliate at all.
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The Random Recruiter
The Random Recruiter@randomrecruiter·
Remote workers after hearing the Microsoft Teams ringtone during their 12:30 PM nap
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ℛaven
ℛaven@raventhepoet_·
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nubby
nubby@Melz1r·
if ur a man queuing swiftplays more than you queue comp your a slut
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rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer
rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer@Targ_Nation·
i hope he's celebrating international women's day
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Melanie
Melanie@Schattenwolf57·
Noah going completely feral on Dethrone and that sick off-mic scream literally killed me, holy hell
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elisa@staticeggs·
i spilled my blood against the earth just to see the world in colour
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elisa@staticeggs·
javis friend is in china and idk what jacket i want him to get me 😭😭😭😭
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elisa@staticeggs·
bruh javi puts on black sweatpants and a black sweater, ties his hair up and just turns into geto like this is literally him
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javi
javi@jav0er·
Went to a @badomenscult concert a few hours ago with wife, they sound so unbelievably good live I WISH I COULD REWIND TIME TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN 😭 ALSO lots of flashing lights!!!! you have been warned
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Anime Tweets
Anime Tweets@AnimexTwts·
Yup
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Pat Diaz
Pat Diaz@patxdiaz·
Never rushing him bc this is his Sephora <3
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javi
javi@jav0er·
idiot wife
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elisa@staticeggs·
@__Fracture__ ME SOON (although i got seats all the way at the back </3)
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Frogley
Frogley@__Fracture__·
me at bad omens dublin
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miu ᢉ𐭩
miu ᢉ𐭩@trippyfairie·
"sorry it's tmi" girl the only tmi i know is tell me immediately
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