elisa

I WANT TO RIP MY FLESH OFF ALL OF IT OFF OF MY BONES OMGGGGGG

My wife has started doing what she calls “Israeli tickling” which is where she tickles me and then screams if I retaliate at all.

Remote workers after hearing the Microsoft Teams ringtone during their 12:30 PM nap

@Melz1r @Chxwey

if ur a man queuing swiftplays more than you queue comp your a slut

i hope he's celebrating international women's day

Noah going completely feral on Dethrone and that sick off-mic scream literally killed me, holy hell

@eviefoxiee @jav0er get ready to be a girly

co-op??? i hope my boyfriend is ready to be a winx

i spilled my blood against the earth just to see the world in colour

Japan rated it so low cause the woman actually fought back when being assaulted

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#ClairObscurExpedition33 Grief.

javis friend is in china and idk what jacket i want him to get me 😭😭😭😭

bruh javi puts on black sweatpants and a black sweater, ties his hair up and just turns into geto like this is literally him

Went to a @badomenscult concert a few hours ago with wife, they sound so unbelievably good live I WISH I COULD REWIND TIME TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN 😭 ALSO lots of flashing lights!!!! you have been warned

Yup

Never rushing him bc this is his Sephora <3

idiot wife

@__Fracture__ ME SOON (although i got seats all the way at the back </3)

me at bad omens dublin

"sorry it's tmi" girl the only tmi i know is tell me immediately