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@SwipeWright This actually explains a lot

This is who runs this account.

@booker_squared Come on now

And you need some lip filler, an eyebrow pencil, and better hair dye than the discontinued box of Herbal Essences that's drying out that mop on your head.

@bethbourdon Yes, people are triggered by seeing a girl boss lawyer lady. It has nothing to do with your gleeful celebration (with slop meme gif) of helping an evil man escape full justice for his heinous rape and murder of an elderly woman. That’s it. Yo go girl.

scrolling through twitter i am seeing QTs of my tweet and it appears i have triggered a lot of men who cannot handle a woman as a defense attorney. they cannot handle that i'm proud to have saved a life. they can't handle that i morally don't believe in the death penalty (i also believe it violates the 8th amendment). they don't believe in the 6th amendment's right to counsel. they're actively wishing me dead for doing my job and calling me a whore because of my job (weirdest part). if you believe in the death penalty, that's fine. many do. but the irony of wishing me dead to say that murder is wrong and thus the death penalty is good is very puzzling.

@bethbourdon Principled anti death crusader

@NBlikes43312 @catholicspaceem That is not at all the same

@catholicspaceem This is like how women get mad when you record them breastfeeding in public. Um hello? Don't do it then!

Why do women try to wear the least amount of clothes and then get mad when people notice? Isn't that the point? What is the end game of immodesty?

@downinnadesert I’m so tired boss

Huge Brawl broke out while Camped out inside a In N Out during Monsoon Storm in Arizona 😳

@TheOnlyDSC This literally happened to my dad. It was Christmas Day and he was out riding his bike he had just received that day as a present from his widowed hardworking father who had little money to spare on gifts for his two young sons. This was in 1970. Same as it ever was.

This boy probably had ten years of anti-racism education that disappeared along with his bike.

@MarcoFoster_ @KyleKulinski Nipples protruding…very very disrespectful

Kyle Kulinski: “This country has become a bit of a sick joke in this moment. We didn’t really make it 250 years. This is a funeral for what the country could have been. We’re absolutely destroying this country day in and day out. They are looting, they are pillaging, and it’s disastrous to see”

@univrs__ @iiwasinthee212 Temu clay aiken

@iiwasinthee212 They should add temu hunter schaffer riding that truck

This is realllllly not even mildly amusing.

@HMSHyperborean @thedimitri She probably deleted her responses is my guess

@thedimitri to be honest this guy is retarded as well though. you should understand foids are on their phone 24/7, they see the notifs. if they don’t respond within 5-20 minutes it’s literally over. and this retard got left on read 3 times JFL

Mid women are obsessed with humiliating men by posting their failed flirting attempts just to prove that they are, in fact, desirable. Would bet money she has hip dips.

@thedimitri It gets funnier every time I read it

They're calling it the "greatest ratio of all time"

@RubenGallego He had to correct himself that Isla wasn’t his first but second baby. His first baby was born shortly sftrr he divorced the mother.

My daughter Isla was born right in the middle of my Senate campaign. One of the most competitive races in the country. And instead of staying out there campaigning, I took two months off. My wife had just been through an unplanned c-section. I wanted to be there for her, and for our newborn because being a husband and a father matters more to me than any campaign, or any job.

@01Dubhan @Maarblek Deranged.

Libs committing escalating Wile E. Coyote hijinx to sabotage the reflecting pool is a sign that politics might eventually become entertaining again

@mattgilblezy @flapprdotnet It is

@flapprdotnet I literally thought that was Mamdani’s wife

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@AlfredAlfer77 Red baron french bread pizzas with a coke after school

Not really a fan of Vance but he had the same Lower middle class raised-on-microwavable-food phenotype that I had and we look like we could have been siblings.

@iam_preethi 🥹

A newborn doesn't see colors, can't track moving objects, and has terrible depth perception. But they can find your face. Within hours of being born, babies can pick out their mother's face. The recognition is based on outer features at first, like your hairline and face shape, because their visual system is still developing. Their early visual preferences favor direct gaze, which means they're wired to look for someone looking back at them. The mother is the original version of every face they will ever see.

@joeybeastmarket I like to use fresh, and tear it in a few places before adding. Makes a difference for sure

If you sincerely believe a bay leaf has an impact on any aspect of what you are cooking you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

@nypost They’re not sending their finest

Illegal migrant who raped a corpse on NYC subway is slapped with 5 years in prison trib.al/9mjgrAC

@surfbrainwaves @Delicious_Tacos Receives hug. Okay, thank you.”

Elon’s autistic ass