Saint Bonerface
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Saint Bonerface
@stbonerface
I know thy tribulation and thy poverty, but thou art rich: and thou art blasphemed by them that say they are Jews and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
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some men drown while others die of thirst
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies
Just remember: If you ask for a Goth GF, these are the sorts of problems you will have to deal with.
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@WarPath2pt0 To be fair simply being really, really fat is beneficial to surviving a stabbing.
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@The1Antagonist So you're telling me dudes with cauliflower asshole are still alright?
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If i could give young men one piece of advice, it's to never get involved with a dude with cauliflower ear.
If i could give them Two pieces of advice the Second one is to never get involved with a girl with cauliflower asshole.
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barber: "what cut you want?"
they/them: "the gay character from stonetoss"
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@Babygravy9 I don't understand why it's so hard for people to accept that this closet queer is compromised. All he ever does is counter signal and blackpill.
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Mass deportation of tens of millions of people is now a mainstream election-winning policy, and this is the message: “the country is over.”
AutisticClips@AutisticClip
Nick Fuentes: “My war against Israel is the only thing keeping me going at this point. Immigration? Who gives a shit? The country is OVER. Have you been outside? We’re already a non White country.”
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I’m not going to complain about potatoes because Middle Earth isn’t medieval Europe. They can have potatoes if they want. And it sounds lame for Sam to be pining for turnips on the trek.
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Orcs have coffee. This is solidly supported by Tolkien's books. In the first place, coffee is, of course, an awful beverage - good British people (like hobbits) only brew tea. In the book, the orcs give the captured hobbits a "black, bitter drink" that gives them unnatural energy. What must it be? Coffee. Duh.
The next question is, what is Lembas? My wife says "dark chocolate with almonds" but I am doubtful. What say you?
GIF
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@JUSTcatmeme You've spent maybe a little too much time thinking about this already, haven't you?
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She's going to be naked using her b-hole to put bingo dots on the floor on OF, isn't she?
New York Post@nypost
Olympic breakdancer Rachael 'Raygun' Gunn announces newest venture after losing her university job trib.al/1rMeN3F
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@no2monkeypox Trailer parks aren't having a fertility crisis, anyways. Those girls give it up for less than a handshake.
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He spent 2 decades in rooms with billionaires and potentates, and his big takeaway about society is "little jimmy's too busy playing Tetris to give the pretty girl in his trailer court a firm handshake."
I hope he gets well, but cancer didn't make him smart.
60 Minutes@60Minutes
“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp
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It's been shown scientifically that men who own guns are more satisfied with their penis size than men who do not own guns.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38819006/
Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug@SkewSmug
Alexa, show me a fella compensating for their tiny penis.
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@useful_emetic @NewRightPoast Ok, so no fish head. Now how about those cannons?
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@NewRightPoast never heard of this and i’m an asian woman
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Is there really an established slur for asian women about having fish heads or is it that they *eat* fish heads, and the guy mangled it?
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@yonann "Just shock your butthole all night long. It's science, you'll love it."
-Bryan Johnson
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Bryan Johnson says a pelvic floor device made him wake up erect every morning
"I bought this high frequency electromagnetic stimulation device, I sit on this little thing and it stimulates my pelvic floor"
"Every time I woke up I was erect, this is what happened to me when I was 10, when you're 10 years old you're always erect"
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@TylerG392805 @DEI4WhiteGuys And if any Indian tries to talk shit to me his wife's lack of cannons will also be mentioned.
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Every racist/sexist knew this story was bullshit from the start
1. Women don’t refer to their breasts as “cannons”
2. White Americans don’t refer to Indians as “Asian”
3. Racists have never heard of the slur “fish head” for Indian women, and as proof, we’ve spent the last day incorrectly applying it to Japanese and Chinese women
4. Racists don’t say “brown boy”
Only a “conservative” would ignore or not see all these obvious signs of an Indian scammer
Buck Sexton@BuckSexton
All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"
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@ShitpostGate @JamiroquaiHQ Back when I was a kid we called him Jamiroqueer. Guess we were right.
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