steven robinson™

@HarvesterStallo @SimpsonJ2020 @BBCSport 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BBCSport Sobering stuff. My 16-year old son wears these awful things all the time but he’s starting a BTEC in Blowtorching Your Own Clothes in September. His mother & I are worried sick. We’ve offered to buy him an authentic stadium replica with ClimaCool™️ technology, but to no avail 😔

Why firefighters are warning against buying fake football shirts ⚠️🔥

@joncolman @newsandstar Gets himself about!

🇸🇦 Paul Simpson has a new job - the former Carlisle United boss has revealed he is leaving his role in the USA to head to Saudi Arabia... #cufc @newsandstar READ: newsandstar.co.uk/sport/26281196… newsandstar.co.uk/sport/26281196…

@EuroDale 🤣🤣🤣

Your first goal should have been disallowed, our second goal should have been standing, and we should have had a penalty. True final score: 3-0. Dominated.

@DickWinchester @StephenFlynnSNP @larabirdsnp What a dick

At least Norway will go home knowing it has a far higher standard of living than the UK, a massiver wealth fund & is far more advanced in developing renewables technology than the UK. I know which country should be feeling smug today. #Norway @StephenFlynnSNP @larabirdsnp

@1scottishbanter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Northern Lights were incredible last night 😍

@Davyjrob67 Shags dogs

Just watching the “hydration” break in the England game About 80% of the names on the back of the England shirts are “non English” Most of the neanderthal cunts supporting them will want them deported* after the WC 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *result dependent

@footballontnt The embarrassing dad on a stag doo

Alfie Haaland made his feelings on Norway vs England very clear at full-time 😬

@EuroDale 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So long story short: Norway dominated, England got lucky, and FIFA had the final say 💔 Incredible effort by our boys reaching the quarter-finals. So proud of them! See you next time. All for Norway! 🇳🇴⚔️♥️

@Prominent_Bryan Secret jock

So England's goal shouldn't have counted (the ball touched the cable of the camera; the Norwegians saw it and complained but the ref ignored it) and then the ref disallowed a Norwegian goal for a 'foul' that happens on every corner and is never called Fifa want England in the semi

@JosieMarcellino Coz your a dog

@Ste_1888 I ok Steve

Scotland has much more in common with Norway than it does with England.

@1scottishbanter This went down well

Choose Norway. Choose Haaland. Choose Ødegaard. Choose Viking spirit. Choose salmon. Choose fjords. Choose the northern lights. Choose red, white and blue. Choose anyone but England. Choose staying up until full time. Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it. Choose suddenly knowing all the words to “Ja, vi elsker”. Choose pretending you’ve always rated Norway. Choose calling Oslo your second home. Choose believing. Choose the quarter-finals. Choose the upset. Choose chaos. Choose banter. Tomorrow, you can go back to being Scottish. But tonight… Choose Norway. 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@JeremyBrookman2 Piss off Jeremy

@AlanShanks4 Fuck off 🤣🤣🤣

Dear English people who can't understand why the Scots don't support you in the World Cup. From a Scottish point of view, the English are holding Scotland prisoner in the UK, by not respecting democracy and agreeing to a referendum on Scottish independence.

@ryanvisconti Ooohh your hard

Keep seeing Brits posting that it’s “cute” America is celebrating our 250th compared to their millennia-old United Kingdom. So it’s only appropriate to mention that it took the USA 1/4th the time to develop a military power 11.5x greater and an economy 7.8x larger. 🇺🇸🦅

@orangejuice_865 @bcks109 A take it you mean tuna?? Chewna 🤣🤣🤣🤣 must be a parody account.

@PitmenCentral @Hednesford_Town He’s crap

@Hednesford_Town That’s a ridiculous signing for step 2, I’ll be very interested to see how we line up this year with so much quality in the squad, just need a goal scorer and the squad looks complete

Hednesford Town Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of Aaron Hayden. The 29-year-old centre-back joins the Pitmen after spending the last two seasons with National League side Carlisle United, in his second spell with The Cumbrians.  Between those two spells, Aaron had three seasons with Wrexham and was part of the back-to-back promotion winning squads that saw The Reds go from the National League to EFL League One.

@Maria3938219406 Got away with being a Peado

What’s something Trump has done better than any other President? Let’s hear your thoughts! 🇺🇸

@BorisJohnson Nonce

Ten years ago the people of this country voted to leave the EU in the biggest expression of popular will in our history. We need to stop fearing the freedom and make use of it and move on together. 🇬🇧

@Keir_Starmer What did your dad do for a job??

Being a dad is my greatest joy. Today, I’m thinking about my dad, and the father I am to my children because of him. Happy Father’s Day.