Benjamin Steen
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Benjamin Steen
@steens_jamin
Seven passions in life - Jesus, Rugby, Ipswich Town, Catherine, Alice, Martha and Gaston. Stone surgeon/Endourologist. Culchie but cultured.
Belfast/Suburbs of Garvagh Katılım Ocak 2013
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@Jo_Marney @TheGreenParty I’ve rushed into A&E to stop bleeding in a stabbed neck in my cycling gear. Apologies for both sides of that image but as a surgeon I’ve seen everyone getting less formal but no less competent and have amended my opinions accordingly.
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If your brain surgeon turned up to work wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap, you would lose faith in his competence.
Same when a national politician turns up to work dressed like Andy Pandy’s sister.
#HannahSpencer @TheGreenParty
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I wouldn't mind Scotland beating us today if it allows them to win the 6 nations.
But if they win but still finish second behind France? That can get in the bin.
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Frodo and Sam getting picked up from Mount Doom.
James Allen@JamesAllen27
Me when Hotel California comes on.
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@RetroITFC Very recent I appreciate - but the harness disallowed goal Vs Barnsley
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Ooh good question. Over to you, Retro guys... 🤔 What's the worst one you've witnessed against Town? #itfc
Second Tier podcast@secondtierpod
What's the worst refereeing decision ever given against your club? 😳
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Christmas and urology collide - King Herod was the first man in documented history to die from Fournier's gangrene - dying of 'putrefaction of his genitals'
Seems like a fairly appropriate end for the man.
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'You're what the French call les incompenent' - is a top ten insult
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Sat down with my friend Zach Ahmed on his UroLogic podcast and discussed my urology career and my love for stones.
Have a listen if you enjoy thick north coast accents and lasers
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Sindre Walle Egeli's first taste of English football was heartbreaking: at seven, he travelled to Anfield but found family's tickets were fake. Now he aims for better memories at Ipswich. Interview with Norway's highest youth scorer & Champ record signing: theguardian.com/football/2025/…
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@StewartsGloves Pen writing on label for any shirt is a huge red flag.
The way the shirt has bunched up around the umbro stitching is off too.
Sorry pal.
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Hey #itfc fans. Has anyone got the 3rd shirt?
I brought the shirt off vinted and the seller said they were selling as planet blue couldn't take it back as the tags were off.
But I have some red flags.
Can anyone help verify?
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My nephew introduced my daughter to Baby Shark - and now it's played all day. Every day.
In retaliation to my brother - I'm going to show my nephew the WASSUP Budweiser advert. Let's see how he likes it.
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@timfarron I've finally found something I disagree with you on Tim
Most important-inadequacy was with the Blackburn pitch.
The same players won't be available again
10+ minutes makes no sense. No 80 minutes in the players legs/tactically feeling each other out
4k + Ipswich fans won't travel
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Obviously I completely agree with this take. EFL *could* have awarded us the 3 points… but I accept that this might have been unfair on Ipswich. So the compromise would be to replay the last 10 minutes+ against 10 men with us 1-0 up. A poor decision that the EFL will regret.
Henry Winter@henrywinter
EFL decision to order the abandoned Blackburn Rovers v Ipswich Town game to be replayed in full is very, very harsh on Rovers. Game at Ewood (rightly) stopped because of rain: 11 minutes remaining, Rovers leading 1-0, Town down to 10. Fairest decision would surely have been to replicate situation when game abandoned: play the unplayed 10 minutes plus stoppage, 11 v 10. If Ipswich win the replayed game, and Rovers just miss out on a play-off place (especially if they miss out to Ipswich), will lawyers be scrambled to recoup potential lost earnings? And as the first game has effectively been erased by the EFL will fans' expenditure on tickets, travel and refuelling be reimbursed? Todd Cantwell's goal has been deleted from the record books but not Jacob Greaves' red card and one-game suspension. Consistency? The EFL was undeniably in a difficult situation, and sensibly the Championship directors on the board abstained, but it has chosen the least fair option. The fact that the EFL board has “agreed to consult Clubs on the best approach to the development of new guidance to be considered in the event of a match abandonment” itself places a question-mark against this decision. Even the EFL itself is clearly conflicted hence it seeks “new guidance” for future abandonments. Until this “new guidance” is established, the EFL has set a potentially dangerous precedent. What if, in another game, fans force the abandonment? Or the lights somehow go out? Replay, please? #Rovers #ITFC #EFL
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Super-bock for my Portuguese holiday
Benjamin Steen@steens_jamin
Tops off. Regional beer in one hand. Paprika crisps in the other. I love European holidays.
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The George Foreman grill walked - so the Air Fryer could run
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Proud to complete my Upper Tract Fellowship at @FrimleyRCC 🦾 >200 cases, excellent exposure to complex surgery, high-volume practice & outstanding training. Huge thank you to the Frimley Urology Team 🤖 I’ll treasure my kidney mascot as a symbol of the memories made! #Fellowship
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At what age do ladies start wearing those trainers with the zips up the side?
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@CanesDavid Really hope I don't advance an access sheath over a wire up that ureter
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Everybody is gushing about Google's nano-banana. 🍌 Revolutionary image creation and editing. It still absolutely cannot handle human anatomy
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@ITFCAnalytics Any chance he's been brought in to play 9 long term with those stats?
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Feel a bit mixed about this one.
➕: hardworking, strong physical attributes, good tactical fit for right hand side + solid finisher
➖: not great 1v1 + doesn't create many chances; just lacking the X-Factor I thought we'd get on the right. Fee maybe a bit high..?
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Ipswich Town@IpswichTown
📰 We're delighted to confirm the signing of Kasey McAteer, who joins from Leicester City for an undisclosed fee. Kasey has signed a deal which will keep him at Portman Road until the summer of 2029. ✍️
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This scream 'hospital at night' room at 2am between a+e referrals.
All it's missing is someone boiling a kettle for a Bombay badboy pot noodle in the corner
Cian Tracey@CianTracey1
Tadhg Furlong taking a quick kip before getting back out there!
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Fantastic player and fantastic captain.
I have had to change my all time Ipswich 11 to a 433 to accommodate Sam alongside magilton and Holland.
Sam Morsy@sammorsy08
Thank you everyone .. we’ve lived the dream ❤️
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