Steev 💙💛

@laparisa @googlechrome @nvidia Can we get the status of issues.chromium.org/issues/3748116… changed once it is? <3 As a long time Linux and arm developer, I'm super excited to see this finally happen. Thanks @nvidia

Excited to share that @GoogleChrome will soon be coming to ARM64 Linux devices! Thanks to @nvidia for the awesome product & engineering partnership to bring one of the fastest and safest browsers to some of the most powerful computers in the world! 🛠️🕸️🤝 More at blog.chromium.org/2026/03/bringi…

``` $ cat </dev/null[Desktop Entry] Name=5ire Comment=5ire Desktop AI Assistant Exec=/opt/5ire/5ire-x86_64.AppImage Terminal=false Type=Application Categories=Utility;Development; StartupWMClass=5ire EOF ``` sudo isn't needed when writing to your own home directory

Kali & LLM: Completely local with Ollama & 5ire: We are extending our LLM-driven Kali series, where natural language replaces manual command input. This time however, we are doing everything locally and offline. We are using our own hardware and not... kali.org/blog/kali-llm-…

I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison. I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share! 💜🤗💜

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@rekdt Offsec laid me off in September, not sure why I’m catching stays, but please don’t fuck me without consent.

Everyone and everything involved here can entirely go fuck themselves

LOST MY VOICE LOST MY MIND FIRST TIME MY NETWORK HAS EVER LANDED ITSELF ON A BARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

we love a predictable thumbnail king @LowLevelTweets

Today I am happy to release a new blog post about Pointer Authentication (PAC) on Windows ARM64! This post takes a look at the Windows implementation of PAC in both user-mode and kernel-mode. I must say, I have REALLY been enjoying Windows on ARM!! preludesecurity.com/blog/windows-a…

It's finally here. Zed is available on Windows. Built from scratch, and rendering at 1 million pixels/millisecond. Download it today 👇

Hasn’t happened to me (yet) (the jail part at least)

Let me get this straight: The same Supreme Court that ruled colleges CAN’T use race in the admissions process has just ruled that law enforcement officers CAN use race to conduct raids and detain people. You can’t make this up.

@bill_e_ghote @kalilinux ZC and I are great friends. I’ve been contributing to open source for over 20 years, that won’t stop just because of losing my job

@steevdave @kalilinux Pentoo can use your expertise

After more than a decade with @kalilinux, I was let go this week. I started in 2013 as a contractor and joined full time in 2014. I am gutted. This work was a huge part of my life, and as the only one on ARM, I do not know what the future holds for me or the project.

become ungovernable. drink 4 energy drinks and push that change to prod on friday afternoon. i believe in you.

Build the simplest thing that could possibly work. Do that repeatedly and put in the work to keep the system simple, and leave the codebase better than you found it.

@tetsuoai @AppleTV Hopefully they don’t screw it up

@AppleTV @steevdave 😅

Welcome to the Chatsubo, cowboy. #Neuromancer is in production.

It's here! It's here! My @Mobvoi_Official TicWatch Pro 3 with wireless injection support (bcm43436b0) and the Android Car Radio with @kalilinux NetHunter KeX is now available, along with @v0lk3n's CARsenal module and much more! Check out the 2025.2 release! ⌚🚗📡 @offsectraining

Coming to a Zed Git beta near you.

Was not us! Frankly I would be very interested in who actually filed a claim. If you can get any information that you can pass on to us that would be great. I would consider falsely submitting claims on our behalf actual abuse we would care about. It's something we would follow up on.