Steev 💙💛

Parrot 7.2 is now available 🦜 This release focuses heavily on technical improvements across the entire ecosystem, from infrastructure and Docker containers to VM builds, core components and security tooling. Included in this update: • Linux Kernel 6.19.13 with patch for CVE-2026-31431 “Copy Fail” • Updated offensive security tools • ARM & Hack The Box image support Available now on the download page 🔎 Click the link and read more on our latest article ⤵️ parrotsec.org/blog/2026-05-0… #ParrotSec #ParrotOS #linux #linuxdistro #pentest #pentesting #hacker #hackers #cybersec #cybersecurity #cybersecuritynews #debian

@18solis18 @ParrotSec I’m just not a fan of showing my face online.

@ParrotSec @steevdave Awesome, congratulations! But I didn’t understand the mask thing."

sudo usermod -aG parrot-team steev We're thrilled to announce that @steevdave has joined us as our new Embedded Systems Engineer 🦜 Bringing over 11 years of expertise in pentesting distros, he’s a massive addition to the team. We can't wait to see what we’ll create together 🤝 🌟 Curious how you can join the team too? Check out the Corsairs Program, our contributor initiative that helps community members get involved in real Parrot projects, collaborate with the team, and even unlock hiring opportunities 🧑‍💻 parrotsec.org/corsairs/ #ParrotSec #ParrotOS #careers #cybercareers #linux #linuxdistro #cybersec #cybersecurity #pentest #penetrationtesting #hacker #hacking

"It was DNS" My personal blog hackerunder.dev wasnt loading for me, checked build pipeline, dns, hosting, etc.. TLDR, my home router uses cloudflare DNS. My hacker blog is now blocked for hacking. DNS is working as expected. Yay

@endingwithali Shit, is that what it is? I thought you dyed your hair

I see everyone’s comments and replies, and I wanted to address them: I lost weight. I lost weight fast. I appreciate everyone’s concern, so here’s what happened. I know I look different than I did a year ago, But I feel strong, healthy, and beautiful. Can we move on now? Or at least idk keep commenting, it helps with the engagement or reach idk.

jericho: Oh please. MITRE has zero care about any of it. Paul: One can only dream, I guess jericho: And keep fighting the futile fight! Which i do. Some day I will learn. Paul: That brick wall isn't going to headbutt itself jericho: That's my brand!

Thanks to @compnerd, we have a new Swift XML parser! 🌿 Xylem is pure Swift, zero dependencies, covering SAX, DOM, and XPath 1.0. This is the kind of infrastructure work that helps Swift thrive everywhere! 🎉 forums.swift.org/t/xylem-a-pure…

Phrack call for papers is out! Check out the cool demoscene graphics at phrack.org

@laparisa @googlechrome @nvidia Can we get the status of issues.chromium.org/issues/3748116… changed once it is? <3 As a long time Linux and arm developer, I'm super excited to see this finally happen. Thanks @nvidia

Excited to share that @GoogleChrome will soon be coming to ARM64 Linux devices! Thanks to @nvidia for the awesome product & engineering partnership to bring one of the fastest and safest browsers to some of the most powerful computers in the world! 🛠️🕸️🤝 More at blog.chromium.org/2026/03/bringi…

``` $ cat </dev/null[Desktop Entry] Name=5ire Comment=5ire Desktop AI Assistant Exec=/opt/5ire/5ire-x86_64.AppImage Terminal=false Type=Application Categories=Utility;Development; StartupWMClass=5ire EOF ``` sudo isn't needed when writing to your own home directory

Kali & LLM: Completely local with Ollama & 5ire: We are extending our LLM-driven Kali series, where natural language replaces manual command input. This time however, we are doing everything locally and offline. We are using our own hardware and not... kali.org/blog/kali-llm-…

I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison. I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share! 💜🤗💜

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@rekdt Offsec laid me off in September, not sure why I’m catching stays, but please don’t fuck me without consent.

Everyone and everything involved here can entirely go fuck themselves

LOST MY VOICE LOST MY MIND FIRST TIME MY NETWORK HAS EVER LANDED ITSELF ON A BARGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

we love a predictable thumbnail king @LowLevelTweets

Today I am happy to release a new blog post about Pointer Authentication (PAC) on Windows ARM64! This post takes a look at the Windows implementation of PAC in both user-mode and kernel-mode. I must say, I have REALLY been enjoying Windows on ARM!! preludesecurity.com/blog/windows-a…

It's finally here. Zed is available on Windows. Built from scratch, and rendering at 1 million pixels/millisecond. Download it today 👇

Hasn’t happened to me (yet) (the jail part at least)

Let me get this straight: The same Supreme Court that ruled colleges CAN’T use race in the admissions process has just ruled that law enforcement officers CAN use race to conduct raids and detain people. You can’t make this up.