Ziti Deschanel

@Sec_Noem @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar sounds like a totally legit not made-up job congrats

Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

@UPS my package says it’s being returned to sender overseas with no explanation. can someone please assist?

Shoutout to everyone losing their minds because NYC’s next mayor wants to make life easier for working people — but not because the president of the United States is literally suing for the right to starve hungry kids.

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

@Joba_44 since birth

Side note coming at ya right now…..anyone else stress eating???

can’t believe people are tut tutting “graphic video” dude I’ve been seeing little kids get their limbs shredded into ribbons and burned alive in hospital beds for two years that was nothing

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

on top of everything else that's far more egregious right now, we must not forget that republicans are just so, so corny

@axios wipe me away daddy

⚠️ At least 10 people have quit the biggest AI companies over grave concerns about the technology's power, including its potential to wipe away humanity. Several top execs at several top AI companies have similar warnings. What if they're right? axios.com/2025/06/16/ai-…

the worst person you know just posted about getting Brand New tickets

@paladinofsteel ♥️

This has been very hard for me but it is time for Pepper to go. Someone is coming tomorrow to help see her off at home. I got her from the pound when I was 16 years old, nearly 18 years ago. She has been through everything with me. I would have done anything to keep her around.

@altournas @wendyp4545 Starting with his own? Hell yeah would love to see it

@wendyp4545 Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he had the Epstein list and started reading off names?

Trump told Congress that their presence tomorrow in his State of the Union address was mandatory. Who else is secretly hoping that while he's giving the address that the FBI is raiding every single member of our Communist Congress? ✋

watching people I know personally not blink an eye as every day gets worse is just...man. I wanted to believe this wasn't what you voted for but there's no way you didn't know it could get this bad. they're just doing the quiet parts out in the open now

I keep wanting to reply to posts and news updates on here but I can't because I am genuinely just so baffled and disheartened by people who support this administration. this is the most hateful, frustrating timeline we've ever seen and some folks are just totally fine with it

@atrupar these goons are so embarrassing my god

"You've gotta be more thankful" -- remarkable scenes out of the White House as Trump and JD Vance team up to do Putin's bidding and demean Zelenskyy

overstayed this app, so as I detach: I’ve met so many wonderful people here over the past 16 years whose friendships I value wholeheartedly. I’ll be elsewhere on the internet if you want to stay connected. also wholeheartedly: if you support this man I hope you never know peace

one of the most frustrating things about DOGE is that there is so much genuine waste in the federal government—bloated defense contracts, infrastructure that costs 10x to build in the US vs peer nations, etc—but we’re arguing about fucking Politico subscriptions

Suddenly republicans are all about respecting neurodiversity

I have seen approximately six thousand screenshots of the same TikTok notification today give or take