Stephen Gaskell

If a General Election were to be held tomorrow, who would you vote for?

@benonwine Watching the news and thinking its all true

What is a sign of very low intelligence?

these are things that only Manchester City Football Club is capable of doing

@CountPhuq @LeoKearse Ive seen you once use a 16ft long python which has haunted me for years 😲

@LeoKearse Snake oil is essential, it's really difficult to squeeze a cobra into your arsehole without it. For clarification purposes, I'm talking about the snake and not the beer......although.🤔

This man is warning about "snake oil sellers" in London. Don't listen to his scaremongering. I have never once had someone try to sell me snake oil.

@BritisherPaz49 He blocked me years ago but ive never engaged in any of his tweets b4 that 🤔😂

Has anyone checked in on Lee Hurst? 😂

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

BBC hosts scramble to cut off Harry Enfield after outrageous Peter Mandelson joke live on The One Show - as viewers jeer 'you can imagine producers screaming down the earpiece!'

Your government will let you: - Drink alcohol until you destroy your liver - Smoke until you develop cancer - Eat processed food until you're diabetic - Take pharmaceutical drugs with 35 side effects - Get tattoos from a bloke named Spider in his garage - Jump out of an airplane - Climb mountains - Swim with sharks But they'll protect you from: - Fresh raw milk from a healthy cow on a clean farm This isn't about safety. This is about control. When corporations can't profit from it, they make it illegal. Raw milk doesn't need processing facilities, distribution networks, or corporate intermediaries. That's not a safety concern. That's a threat to the business model. The regulations exist to protect profits, not people. Know the difference.

Who is this guy? I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

@RealAstridWett Ask you what went wrong in your life to post stuff to make you crave validation?

You bump into me in the parking lot, wyd first?

@Memory58 😂

Luke Littler that really isn’t a good look…

@CountPhuq @honeymoon250

@stegaskell666 @honeymoon250 No you didn't.

I got 7 points,YOU?

@CountPhuq @honeymoon250 I got 20

@honeymoon250 17

Yesterday’s comedy is Today’s Reality. They were ahead of their time. 😂🤭👏

In the early 2000's this was a comedy sketch. In 2025 it's the reality of living in the UK 🇬🇧

@CountPhuq @DaveAtherton20 Reminds me of Alans Bstards comment in The New Statesman 😂

@DaveAtherton20 Chief Whip!!!!! Get it?🤣🤣🤣

I see Nick Brown, the former Labour Chief Whip, is trending. Would you like me to tell what I know?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will ALWAYS be something to offend a feminist! 😂 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY!

GIFs only 🍿