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When Orban, Putin, and Trump are all gone, the world will be a brighter, better, and safer place.

@TodayinHistory @kyblueblood …cuz it was legal then.

April 12, 1945: President Franklin D. Roosevelt died from a stroke while sitting for a painting. He is the only president to have served more than two terms.

BREAKING: Crude Oil futures rise +10.2% to $105/barrel.

Here’s how much Americans are “winning” When Biden left office: 👉Gas was $3.12 👉GDP was 3.2% 👉Inflation was 3.0% 👉New jobs: 2.2 million in 2024 👉Trump Net Worth: $4.3B Now 👉Gas is $4.17 👉GDP is 0.5% 👉Inflation is 3.3% 👉New jobs: 181,000 in 2025 👉Trump Net Worth: $7.3B

@DougKass We did the @alfranken dance and that was dumb. Let’s see some evidence under oath. 🇺🇸

I and most Democrats disagree. Swalwell should immediately resign...

@mspairport Can you turn the A/C on in Terminal 1, E gates @united It’s a hot as a bag of rattlesnakes rn

Watch my full interview on @SquawkCNBC from this morning:

@HQNewsNow Insert list of Trump pseudonyms here 🤬

MTG: The final phone call I had with Trump on the Epstein issue, he told me his friends would get hurt. And that's why he was against releasing the files. I was shocked. We're talking about men that raped girls as young as 14 years old

@mattbaran I said, put your @grok away and go outside. Play. It is ☀️out

The Marina District in San Francisco 200 years ago, 100 years ago, now, and 100 years from now (where people are protesting the high rises drowning out the historic Marina Safeway building) The only thing you can count on is change. Good thing humans are so adaptable.

@carlquintanilla @EconguyRosie

“.. consumer sentiment at its lowest level since the series began in November 1952! .. undercutting the lows of all the prior eleven recessions .. the 1970s oil shock,.. the tech wreck and terrorist attacks of 2001, the GFC of 2008-2009 .. the 2020 pandemic.” @EconguyRosie

@Jason Joe rides cowgirl for the #oil industry too. He laughs at what it costs simple man to fill #RAM #WeThePeople truck.

the numbers are the numbers, and the broken promises are the broken promises. it is what it is folks

@giannmi @adamfjester @CNBC @PeteButtigieg Him being his shirt collar. That sh*t is too small

@adamfjester @CNBC @PeteButtigieg Kernan crushed him

When will @CNBC send Kernan to Fox News, where he clearly wants to be. A lot of us watch CNBC to escape partisan hackery. Watching @PeteButtigieg detonate him with simple math right now is satisfying, but also shouldn't be necessary in order to get the news of the day.

@edels0n @NFL @grok who were the New Jersey Generals?

The DOJ has opened an investigation into whether the @NFL's broadcasting practices are anticompetitive and driving up the cost of watching games

@NewsLambert @kbhome 👏🏼 How rare it is that corp ever relocate hq today. There are some great deals on empty buildings rn!

KB Home—a giant homebuilder ranked No. 526 on the Fortune 1000—to move its headquarters from L.A. to Arizona Back in 2012, @kbhome did almost 4 times as much homebuilding in Los Angeles County as in Maricopa County Now, it does nearly 8 times more business in Maricopa County

@IvanTheK @JoeSquawk Hope Joe’s Doctor gets a look at today’s perf. Rage took 2-3 yrs off his life. @andrewrsorkin @DougKass

Pete Buttigieg is torching @JoeSquawk right now.

@SquawkCNBC Joe did all the talking. Wanted to hear Pete. Fail.

@drjenwolkin These guys had to earn so many degrees. Read the resumes. No way ur in the running at 30

Society “you’re too old” Artemis 2 Crew: “hold my beer”

@jonnajarian Q: What did Trump say to the 13-year-old girl when she screamed for her Mommy and Daddy? A: “It’s Not An Option!”

The boss does the occasional charity concert & according to foundation records has supported two foundations that together have allocated about $5M. For a man worth $1.2B that's pretty thin gruel, yet he's the one chastising the rich abandoning the poor?

So far this week: Trump threatened to wipe out a civilization on Tuesday. Announced a ceasefire on Wednesday. Israel leveled parts of Beirut on Thursday. Iran shut down the Strait of Hormuz, AGAIN. Gulf states are still intercepting drones. 13 American service members are dead. Over 3,400 Iranians killed. 1,500 dead in Lebanon. And this administration has the nerve to call this a win. They light the world on fire and then take credit for calling the fire department.