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This is like watching a gladiator enter the coliseum #Nadu

@OhioTate Time for a new beater didlo

I have arrived at Jeff Nadu’s house ahead of his big 37th birthday party later tonight Here is a 5 minute MTV Cribs style tour of the home that he purchased in May of 2023

@nypost R

Kathy Griffin, 65, reveals new boyfriend on social media: ‘He’s 22’ trib.al/J6zLfBV

@stoolpresidente Stay home butthole

If Saratoga is gonna cancel I’d love they do it before I get on a plane to go watch Lovely Grey

@JeffNadu Get this dork of my thread

This is the greatest dance music track of all time. Just timeless every time

@JohnTownsend77 @CitizensBank Bank sucks, can’t wait to close my account at 9 today

@HGIC15 @PriceChopper Store blows balls the past couple years, just bought a gallon of milk and half spilled all over my backseat. And your bagels suck now too, eat shit price chopper

Hey @PriceChopper, why does your brand milk always go bad before the expiration date? I just went to make my kid food and the milk was sour and the expiration date isn't for another 6 days!!!! Fix your labeling or something.

I need to buy marijuana directly from a grower bc this dispensary weed got me feeling strange

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just BROKE OUT into an energetic YMCA dance in New York after a huge week of winning He finished it off with the golf swing and just kept dancing 🤣 47 IS HIGH ENERGY!

@AmericanAlphaX @dom_lucre Freaks

@dom_lucre MAGA is winning the culture war and Americans from all races are backing it. America first baby! 💪🇺🇸

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: New York congressional candidate Anthony Constantino is going viral after releasing his official music video for his hit single titled “Trump” his video is currently being posted by urban media platforms solidifying proof that MAGA is now culture.

Trump gets asked if he would ever wear a bulletproof vest and says "I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier." The reporter breaks and she can't help but to smile and laugh. The best to ever do it. Raw charisma. Legend 😂😂😂

@OhioTate Dork

Breaking News: Rico Bosco just turned down an Uber from Connor Griffin as he took 5+ employees home. “The Rico Bosco Business is a 24/7 business” I am staying at the bar.

@OhioTate @VivaLaStool

Rico Bosco has burst into a steakhouse Nextdoor because Nate Oats was in there. Sure enough, Nate Oats was inside and Rico acquired the all-coveted dap up.

@RealMichaelKay @ESPNNewYork Tell me you’ve seen Aaron Judge naked without saying you’ve seen him naked

TMKS is a streaming only vehicle today on the @ESPNNewYork app and You Tube channel. Tune in now!

😖 "Pawn Stars" Corey Harrison asks fans to help pay medical bills after his health ordeal. Details: tmz.me/6QDWAcN

@RpsAgainstTrump Who smells worse? Kash or the hockey equipment

Why is FBI Director Kash Patel flying to Milan on a government jet to watch Olympic hockey on the taxpayers’ dime? How is that part of the job?

TPUSA show is CRUSHING it! Amazing. What a victory!

@RedfearnsTake @NickAdamsinUSA

@NickAdamsinUSA We just saw it at an afternoon matinee in Tyler Texas and it was sold out. Great documentary

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@stoolpresidente Bet you can’t

WERE GOING BACK TO THE SUPERBOW!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS IN SAN FRAN! #nepats