stephen

@justinmanny Hi Justin

Tommy!

@Vikings @WillReichard THRILLIAM

WILL THE THRILL @WillReichard banks the 58-yarder in.

If Willy Wonka was real there’d be a 14 part docu-series called “Debaclate Factory” and people would lose their minds over it

@stephenproctor Done! Can’t wait for this now!

WILD WONDER is a full color photo-book feat. my drone photography along w/ reflections on the beauty of nature & what it might teach us about living a life of peace in the midst of a noisy, chaotic, & hurting world. And you can pre-order your copy today! proktr.com/book

Hey everyone, I have a very exciting announcement to make: I WROTE A BOOK!!! It's called "WILD WONDER: What Nature Teaches Us About Slowing Down and Living Well" & it comes out September 3rd.

@birdsarentreal He must’ve been in possession of my order that was supposed to ship in 3-5 days 20 days ago. Rip

Tire tracks from where Peter drove off a cliff

Hey restaurants, stop having white cloth napkins for me to embarrass myself with.

@stepd0c @AuthorTOBurnett But also maybe has five letters.

@AuthorTOBurnett Does it have two letters?

@lesternare @ChristinaP This is wild, and I love it.

Had a super fun conversation @ChristinaP about the UAP topic that just dropped on Where My Mom’s At this morning! We talk about the UAPDA, Karl Nell’s disclosure timeline, AAWSAP, AATIP and more 👀 A great lighthearted pod to share with friends and fam. youtube.com/watch?v=Fs98B2…

@stepd0c Walking into a new place AND shaking new hands?! Not even accompanied by an adult. Hard pass.

Anxiety is arriving at the place you’re supposed to be, shaking hands with the people you’re there to meet, and 10 minutes later your mind saying “oh god what if this is the wrong address.”

@pants Gorby is back! Dairy free this time

yes i know about the nose on the Montgomery Ricky album art, no it wasn’t on purpose, but i think it’s funny

@stepd0c Jam one of these in there. Probably works

Keurig for soup.

Using a gif what was your first job?

@stepd0c Wrong.

I pronounce it ‘pecan’.

Hey I’m a finalist in The New Yorker caption contest. Would you go to #finalists" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">newyorker.com/cartoons/conte… and vote for me?

Sometimes when helping clean up my toddler’s toys, I’ll make sure to put them in comfortable positions just in case they Toy Story themselves up at night.

@ChiefsOutWest @chrisberks223 @nflcommish @NFLOfficiating @ColinCowherd @ShannonSharpe Sheesh, sorry I struck a nerve over a tweet big guy.

@stephenasmith12 @chrisberks223 @nflcommish @NFLOfficiating @ColinCowherd @ShannonSharpe Take the two seconds required to remove yourself from this Convo yourself (or don't, I doubt anyone here actually cares who you are or what notifications you're getting)